Bangtan Stoopids

164

My friend dragged me to the bar...

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jungkook: my life is a mess..

Seokjin: what is wrong child?

Namjoon: I'm livin for this tea yo

Jimin: what's wrong babe?!

Yoongi: is Jungkook not home?

Taehyung: he went to the bar I thought?

Jungkook: SOMONE WAS STRING AT ME!

Hoseok: ddaaaw he's drunk

Seokjin: hun please stay safe while you're out!

Jimin: he went with Yewon, Xinwa and Kyungtae, so I'm sure he's safe and all....I'm still nervous for him though

Yoongi: trust is key....trust me

Hoseok: I'm sure everything will be fine.

Namjoon: what are you nervous about bub?

Jimin: he's never been like...drunk drunk before...and I have work tomorrow so I stayed home...but I've been up waiting...

Jungkook: MOCHO GO TO SEPP!!

Seokjin: aaw he worried for you! Let him be, I'm sure he'll be fine.

Taehyung: I'm sure everything will be okay!!

Jungkook: THEY'RE PLAING MY JAAAAAM!!!

Hoseok: oooohooo what song?

Seokjin: hit me with them jams maknae

Jungkook: OOOOH SHE'S SWEET BUT A PSYCHO!! A LITLE BIT PSCHO AT NIGHT SHES SCREMMING MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!

Namjoon: go home soon buddy.

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I'm currently out and slightly intoxicated...if there are mistakes I'll fix them in the morning..