Bangtan Stoopids

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Heller y'all...I said I was gonna rant about something but I deadass forgot...

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~~~NamJim dms~~~

Joonie: pssssssssst

Jinie: I swear if you're drunk texting me at 3am...

Joonie: nop...

Jinie: nop..BOY YOU HAVE A HIGH ASS IQ AND YOU MISSPELL NOPE?! I'm putting my phone on silent, night.

Joonie: BUT I HAB GOKD NEQS!!

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Yoongi: GUESS WHO FUCKING GOT THEIR OWN BUILDING FOR THEIR NEW COMPANY!!

Taehyung: BABY THAT'S GREAT!!

Seokjin: well I feel shitty now..

Hoseok: what did you do hyung?

Jimin: where's Namjoon hyung?

Jungkook: WHAT'S THE TEA?!?!

Yoongi: Namjoon said he didn't want to chat for a while so he muted us..but I told him you were all looking for him and he smirked...said something about he was glad someone was excited about hearing from him.

Jimin: Jin hyung what happened?

Seokjin: he texted me at 3am and he was drunk so I told him I didn't want to chat..

Hoseok: at least you got a text..

Taehyung: Yoongi called Hobi and I like 18 times...EACH and Somin woke up to the light since the sound was off and she yelled at him...which was sort of cute. And drunk Yoongs is like...a huge softie so he almost cried because she was upset with him.

Jungkook: a newfound respect for hyung.

Yoongi: I will end you..

Jimin: stoooop!

Seokjin: I was tired from Gitae...I'M SORRY JOONIE!

Jungkook: YOU CALLED ME YOUR BABY BOI IN OUR TALK THE OTHER DAY HOW DARE YOU YOONGI HYUNG!

Taehyung: .....but I'm his baby boi..

Hoseok: I HEARD TAE SNIFFLE FROM ANOTHER ROOM JEON I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!

Namjoon: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL YELLING?! HYUNG LOOKS STRESSED AS FUCK AND WITH HOSEOK HYUNG THROWING THREATS HE'S GETTING MORE STRESSED JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN!

Jungkook: 👀

Jimin: (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Taehyung: (O∆O)

Hoseok: ಠ_ರೃ

Seokjin: JOONIE! (♥ω♥*)

Yoongi: he's really upset about this.

Taehyung: and I always thought that NamJin was perfect..

Jungkook: ^deadass

Namjoon: that's what happens when you have issues and don't talk them out..it becomes like a pot with too much water and eventually it overflows causing a mess.

Jimin: why didn't you rant like all of us have?

Taehyung: we're here to help each other and you guys don't trust us or?

Seokjin: it's not that we didn't trust you, it was more of a 'you're already stressing why add to that'.

Hoseok: with all due respect Namjoon, Seokjin hyung did rant that one time when he was upset about you being in Seoul...other than that he has ranted to me a few times separately from the chat so he didn't always keep it bottled up. I'm assuming you ranted to Yoongs?

Yoongi: he has, but that wasn't the point. He texted hyung at 3am...drunk. and hyung got mad rather than ask if he was okay and then insulted his intelligence all while he wanted to tell him we finally got our company started and this is it and Namjoon is disappointed to say the least.

Jimin: I don't want hyung mad at me..but I'm sure Jin hyung was just really tired at 3am and didn't mean to be a jackass...but also, KIM SEOKJIN!

Seokjin: ??

Taehyung: 👀👀

Jungkook: update: Jiminssi is aggressively typing...he looks really adorable...I love him

Hoseok: ooohoooho a mad Jimin is emerging..I love him angry

Jimin: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT GONNA BE CONCERNED WHEN YOUR MAN IS TEXTING YOU WHILE INTOXICATED AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!

Yoongi: he smirked at what Jimin said..

Seokjin: because I'm a terrible human being (｡╯︵╰｡)

Hoseok: I'm gonna go ahead and uh...turn in for the day. I support whatever choices you make in the chat but I think hyung and Namjoonie need to talk this out and then get back to us.

Jungkook: agreed. Mochi and I did that all the time and look at us now.

Namjoon: perfect example Jungkook, you're a stressed out college student dating an emotionally unstable man who needs to know your whereabouts at all times due to his insecurities from past relationships.

Taehyung: you don't need to be a dick about it hyung..

~~~Namjoon left the chat~~~

Yoongi: I'm gonna talk with him...he's all of a sudden pouring everything out that has gone wrong in the relationship...I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE PERFECT DAMN?!

Jimin: I wish we lived closer so that we could comfort hyung..

Taehyung: Hoseok is literally packing for us to go to Ilsan to visit.

Seokjin: I'll tell you both everything when you get here.

Jungkook: skype Mochi and I?

Hoseok: yes...SO GOTTA PACK FOR SOMIN!

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Drama in the NamJin world?!