Bangtan Stoopids

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I decided I'm going to make taetae the center of attention because like...I think I always toss him around...I DUNNO BUT HE DESERVES LOVE OKAY!

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~~~new group chat~~~

Yoongi: why do you all love adding me to things when you know I dont like any of you?

Hoseok: (ㅠㅊㅠ)

Jimin: wow..you made hobo hyung sad

Jungkook: how dare you Yoongi hyung. Hoseok hyung is the literal sun and you just ended him

Yoongi: eeehh Hobi I'm sorry you know I was referring to the other two

Hoseok: (ㅎㅂㅎ)

Jimin: is that a happy face??

Yoongi: yes??

Jungkook: YOONGI HYUNG GUESS WHAT!

Yoongi: before I ask what. I noticed that Taetae is in this chat...where is that wonderful and beautiful child??

Hoseok: attached to me...

Jimin: its adorable and I always thought that Hoseok hyung would love cuddles...but he is not a happy camper

Jungkook:

Yoongi: surprisingly, Hobi hates cuddling. Well, sometimes he's down to cuddle but usually he would rather sit alone

Taehyung: MIN YOONGI!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Hoseok: hi Taetae...

Taehyung:........JUNG HOSEOK!!❤❤

Jimin: uuhh the feels!!!

Jungkook:

Yoongi: whos in charge of the chat...

Jimin: noooo

Hoseok: Jimin is so I doubt he'll kick him

Jungkook:😎😎

Taehyung: Jungkook...stop using memes

Jimin: 😶😶

Hoseok: ooohh

Jungkook: Tae...I'm sitting next to you...I'LL FIGHT YOU!!

Yoongi: I'll fly back to Daegu just to kick your ass..

Jimin: no need Yoongi hyung...Tae got salty that Kookie made you annoyed and well...Hoseok took a picture.

Hoseok: I'm setting this as my lock screen so I can laugh everytime I use my phone
*just...just pretend that there's a photo of Taehyung slapping Jungkook...I tried really hard to find one and I fucking can't*

Yoongi: well I'll be damned..HOSEOK YOUR INFLUENCE IS RUBBING OFF ON MY BABY BOY!

Hoseok: well at least now he can defend himself..

Jimin: ^true

Taehyung: YOONGS!!! guess what!!

Yoongi: I love you too baby boy

Jungkook: he..is a monster..

Taehyung: ☺☺ love you....YOU TOO HOBI💓

Jimin: the three of you...

Jungkook: ...

Yoongi: that fucking meme..

Taehyung: but look at his face!!

Hoseok: Yoongi...accept the meme...Taehyung is clinging to my arm...send help

~~~Jimin has removed Jungkook from the chat~~~

Jimin: it had to be done..

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So I'm eating fruit at work and some of it is just...not good

Also!! Does anyone want to see my cat making a dumb face??

TRICK QUESTION HERE SHE IS