So this chapter is an awkward continuation from the last chat of Hoseok's family being fucking loaded..and Jungkook will become a baby..
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~~~BTS group chat~~~
Jimin: wait...so if Hoseok's dad owns the college or is a part owner or whatever...does that mean it'll be yours at some point hyung?
Hoseok: that was the plan. My sister and I were going to become like co-owners. I might not be into it right now but like I look forward to being in charge of that place one day.
Namjoon: but...why you got a college in the Busan area if you live in Gwangju?
Hoseok: my mom was born and raised in Gwangju and my dad was born and raised in Busan but left when he met my mom.
Seokjin: wow, this is pretty cool though. Like no wonder Hoseok was always super relaxed when we wanted to meet while the rest of us stressed about cash..
Jungkook:......help me....I'm poor...
Taehyung: Jungkookieee! He's not your man so shut up. AHWUWIFIEWI THIS MEANS THAT WE CAN REDECORATE THE APARTMENT OR EVEN MOVE TO A BIGGER ONE LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT HOSEOK WHAT THE HELL?!
Yoongi: I sort of agree with Taehyung on that one...if you have access to this cash then we could have moved like a few months ago like we wanted to because we don't have enough room for Somin and us.
Jimin: this might not be my place...but I feel like he didn't say anything and stuff because he didn't want this exact situation to happen...
Namjoon: true. He probably kept it in because now Jungkookie is joking about needing money and Taehyung is now salty that they haven't moved yet and Yoongi seems a little annoyed now too...
Hoseok: that's exactly why I didn't say anything. I didn't want anyone to act differently than before.
Yoongi: I'm not going to treat you differently but like...we need more space. We can talk about it when I get home from work.
Jungkook: wait wait wait...if your dad is the main man at my university...
Seokjin: Jungkookie no..
Jimin: Kookie...
Jungkook: can you please help a friend out.. my mom is up to her neck in debt from this and tuition is awful at this school and I need like tutoring because I'm not even that smart like throw me a bone man (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Namjoon: if it's so expensive and you're not that smart how the fuck did you get in?
Taehyung: Hobi called his dad and he asked about you and now he's laughing...turns out Jungkookieee just barley passed the entrance exam and had a scholarship based on his athletic abilities.
Hoseok: play a sport or join an athletic type club Kook.
Jungkook: I don't have the time to play a sport between classes, tutoring, and work.
Jimin: please don't try to make him overwork himself
Yoongi: but, if he got a scholarship on his athleticism...doesn't he need to play a sport or something for the scholarship to work?
Hoseok: my dad said if you aren't in an athletic club or part of a team the scholarship will become void and you'll have to pay in full or drop out so...join a club or team..
Jungkook:
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Taehyung: why do you have that picture of Yoongs with makeup and earrings?
Namjoon: it was one time during our visit to Somin and she wanted to play dress up and Yoongi was her only dad at home at the time so she attacked him and Jungkook snapped this...I thought Yoongi hyung deleted it though.
Jungkook: I sent it to myself real quick..
Hoseok: Yoongi, let him live. But deadass, once you sign up for a sport and at least get grades above a C in every class my dad will cut you come slack since I said you were a close friend. So don't fuck this up.
Jungkook: HOSEOKIE HYUNG! will you be my sugar daddy? I would have to quit my job so I'll be a broke, sleep deprived and over stressed mess.
Seokjin: there will be no prostitution in this chat or so help me I will kill somebody
Yoongi: plus he already has two men and a daughter so back the fuck up..
Jimin: plus you have me Jungkook...what the hell?
Namjoon: this turn of events is great. Sugar daddies sometimes never meet the people they buy shit for, so relax Jin. Also, it doesn't mean they have to be in a relationship so the rest of you can chill.
Taehyung: but why would Hobi become Jiminie hyungs sugar daddy all of a sudden when Yoongs and I didn't even know he could afford to buy a new house in like a day(*￣m￣)
Yoongi: this is some bullshit honestly though. That's sort of an important thing you should tell people you're in a relationship with since we live together and have a child.
Hoseok: see, this is why I didn't tell anyone that my family was well off. And fuck it, Jungkook, I'll be your sugar daddy.
Seokjin: (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ)))
~~~ This chapter took a turn of events..but it'll probably go back to normal in a few chapters...let me live okay.
