Here's a quick off topic segment of Jungkook as me
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~~~BTS group chat~~~
Hoseok: and then Somin asked why I called Tae buttercup, and I told her it was because I loved him
Yoongi: it was cute
Seokjin: well, as long as everyone is happy.
Jungkook: I am not happy..
Taehyung: you aren't in my relationship?
Jimin: he's just annoyed
Namjoon: do tell.
Jungkook: I'm at jury duty and want to DIE!!
Yoongi: mine have always been canceled aayye
Taehyung: I haven't been called
Hoseok: my uncle gets me out of it
Seokjin: I lie and say I'm bias and can't be fair
Namjoon: I served right when i turned 18...shit was wild
Jungkook: I've been here since 8, and it's 11 now, and we've heard nothing about the status of the possible case..THAT WE ALSO HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE ON!
Jimin: I'll make dinner for you when you get home..I'll make your favorites!!
Seokjin: I'll send you pictures of Gitae if that'll cheer you up?
Taehyung:
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Hoseok: I can't help you buddy
Yoongi:
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Jungkook: okay...I'm not.so angry anymore...but I still want to die
Jimin: 😥
Namjoon: you made Jimin sad..
Jungkook: I'M OKAY AS LONG AS MY BABY MOCHI IS HAPPY I'LL BE HAPPY!
Seokjin: he's so whipped I fracking love it
Taehyung: does hyung still refuse to swear..
Namjoon: "swearing is for degenerates" -Kim Seokjin, 2k19
Yoongi: well fuck then..
Hoseok: pfft
Jungkook: well butter my backside and call me biscuit...
Jimin: I will though when you get home 🥰
Taehyung: OOOOOOOF
Jungkook: JURY DUTY NEEDS TO END!
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So I'm obviously at jury duty...I dread it and pray I don't get called to actually serve the trial
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Fanfictionjust a BTS group chat....probably not that good.... Just kidding...it must be somewhat good for people to read it ☺☺
