Bangtan Stoopids

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Hi everybody!

I'm gonna try and post more frequently....unless I'm sleeping...let me sleep!

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WaWa: so then this bitch came up outta nowhere and started talking to my mans!

Gyeom: Bogum would never do something dumb with another woman though. I know he loves you

Kyung: y'all are wild, how did he respond though?

WaWa: he deadass look shook and confused as to why this woman was talking to him...because he's a loyal mans.

Kook: speaking of loyalty...

Gyeom: DID YOU EVER CONFRONT THAT DUDE?!

Kyung: oh, some tea is brewing?

Kook: Jiminie and Hoseok hyung came shopping with me because they needed things anyways, and we ran into the guy that assaulted me...I never saw someone to terrified before.

~~~WaWa added Hobi to the chat~~~

Hobi: ???

WaWa: did you fight the guy that assaulted Mr. BunBun?

Kyung: heh... bunbun

Gyeom: surprised she didn't call him Mr. Coconut Headass.

WaWa: that's because you're Mr. Coconut Headass Gyeomie

Gyeom: .....why is life so cruel

Hobi: Jimin and I saw the dude staring at Jungkook, so I asked if he knew him, and Jungkook said that was the guy. Jimin and I walked up to him and he threatened the dude and I told him to back off or he would get expelled. Didn't tell him the relationships of anyone or anything, but he seemed scared.

Kook: twas glorious. I'm excited for him to leave me alone on campus now. Hoseok hyung even said he would wander around campus, around me obviously, to see if the kid really leaves me alone

Gyeom: and if he doesn't?

WaWa: I better get a call to fuck someone up...

Kyung: Xinwa...we gotta stay out of this!

Hobi: then he would face expulsion and charged for sexual assault...FYI, every classroom has a camera for security purposes..

Gyeom: WHAT?!

Kook: WHAT!?

WaWa: are...are students aware of that?

Kyung: we were not...why were we not?

Hobi: for reasons such as that sexual assault...students would try to get out of view if they knew.

Gyeom: well now I'm uncomfortable...

Kook: literally though. What the fuck?!

Hobi: they don't constantly stare at the cameras. They're for a situation such as this so that the board can find the student responsible for an assault or something similar..you can both come see the room tomorrow with me to see if you want

WaWa: HOSEOK!! we should have a date tomorrow! A coffee date, to catch up!

Kyung: 👀

Kook: he has plans with Taehyungie

Hobi: I'm down. Tae will understand if I cancel or leave early.

Gyeom: will he though?

~~~Kook added TaeTae to the chat~~~

TaeTae: ?????

Kyung: not here...this is a peaceful chat!!

Kook: Hoseok hyung wants to cancel plans with you tomorrow to hangout with Xinwa instead.

Gyeom: he said you would understand.

WaWa: why are you children tattling?

~~~TaeTae left the chat~~~

Kook: he didn't understand...

Gyeom: hope he's mad.

Kyung: I'm not surprised. I would be pissed if my baby canceled on me to hangout with and exgirlfriend.

Hobi: I was gonna ease into it so that he wouldn't be mad...now I have Yoongi up my ass for this you jackasses

WaWa: do you not prefer???

Kook: Kyungie hyung...you gotta bae?

Kyung: his name is Sunghwan...he crossdresses so as of now my family thinks he is a woman..please nobody @ me

Gyeom: that's so sweet though...good for you opening up and shit.

Hobi: Xinwa...I am not getting into my sexual preferences with you in this chat..but I need to go and respond to an angry Yoongi hyung.

Kook: I'm gonna tell him to not take it easy on you...

WaWa: you two are brats...but congratulations Kyung.

Gyeom: we just thought it would be nice to know. You literally just ranted about how some girl talked up Bogum. You just had a man cancel a date with his boyfriend for you...I would also be pissed.

Hobi: Jungkook......

Kook: 👀

Kyung: I'm scared?

Gyeom: 👀👀

Hobi: you're dead..

~~~Hobi left the chat~~~

Gyeom: I'll pray for you

Kyung: 🙏

WaWa: what's happening?

~~~Kook left the chat~~~

Kyung: to their house?

Gyeom: I got in my car the second Hoseok hyung said "you're dead"

WaWa: um...now I feel bad..

Gyeom: you should

~~~Gyeom left the chat~~~

WaWa: ?!?

Kyung: I'm confused too...I'll let you know, but I have to go!

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Ahaha!! Cliffhanger!

I'm going to eat lunch then update again because I have an idea of what's actually happening for once!!