Bangtan Stoopids

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Update: I have both my jobs today right after class and I'm not very excited..

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~~~JiKook dms~~~

Mochi: I know you're probably going to ignore me but be warned that Jin hyung invited authornim to the chat so..

Kookie: why would he do that?

Mochi: because everyone is having a moment over Yoongi complimenting me or someshit I DUNNO?!?!

~~~TaeGiHope dms~~~

Yoongs: Taetae, can you please make sure that Hoseokie is calm because I'm sure he's salty.

Hobi: I am salty you bitch. The fuck you mean?! Why you gotta compliment Jimin like that. Is my butt or Taes butt not good enough for you?!

Taetae: Hobi is sort of calm because I'm sitting on him and stroking him so he's calming down.

Yoongs: ...stroking Tae. That's gonna calm him?

Taetae: HAIR I'M STROKING HIS HAIR! Somin is in the room and I would never do such a thing in front of her

Yoongs: I'm sure you wouldn't. In other news WHY THE FUCK DID HYUNG INVITE THE AUTHOR?! Pretty sure she hates us...or at least me

Hobi: I'm sure she doesn't or she would have killed you off or something. but I'm sure she has an explanation as to why shes doing any of this.

~~~NamJin dms~~~

Joonie: why did you invite the author to the chat?

Jinie: because all the others are having serious issues and I'm not trying to have them complain to me because uuhh, the stress is overwhelming.

Joonie: alright man, as long as you know what you're doing.

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Yoongi: did she join yet?

Namjoon: she has not.

Lili: what's poppin yo?

Jimin: hi authornim!!

Taehyung: there wasn't a notification though..HOW IS THAT?! I'M SO LOST??

~~~Lili joined the chat~~~
~~~Jungkook joined the chat~~~

Lili: better Tae?

Jungkook: HOW THE FUCK?! oh...hi noona..

Seokjin: she's older than Jungkookie?

Hoseok: apparently if he called her noona. Get your shit together hyung.

Yoongi: so why exactly did we invite her?

Lili: I'm with Yoongi, what do you want?

Jungkook: stop having Yoongi hyung flirt with Jimin and stop making Jimin flustered about it.

Lili: