Anyone ever do the littlest thing thinking it isn't a big deal but then like your sibling or whoever blows it up and you get in trouble to the point of tears becasue no one will let you explain..because fucking same
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~~~NamJin dms~~~
Joonie: yo I'm so fucking excited to see if we get accepted to adopt Gitae!!!
Jinie: babe...AREN'T YOU AT WORK DO YOUR JOB!
Joonie: it's super dead right now. But I mean come on...aren't you the slightest bit excited we might be able to adopt the little man in like a week
Jinie: you act like I'm not preparing a little space for him in every room...
Joonie: is that why you went shopping the other day..
Jinie: I regret nothing
~~~BTS group chat~~~
Jungkook: so wait...how does..WHAT?!
Jimin: y'all broke my man..
Yoongi: it's not my fault your man is a fuckwad..
Hoseok: a lil bunny faced fuckwad
Taehyung: in a handsome way though..
Jungkook: it's just...where does fucking Saejun fit into this?
Namjoon: who the hell is Saejun??
Jimin: just some random customer at the cafe. He's some 아저씨 (ahjussi) that comes in every now and again and always orders the same thing. He said that I reminded him of his son so like...hello
Seokjin: should...should we be concerned for your safety?
Jungkook: no because I'm in charge of his safety.
Hoseok: but only his physical safety..
Yoongi: because when does Jungkook actually pay attention to Jimin's feelings
Namjoon: oohohoh shots fired...BUT BREAKING NEWS!
Jungkook: why we always gotta change the topic when I get attacked??
Jimin: because you know we love you..what is it Namjoon hyung?
Namjoon: soooo Jin and I have been looking into adopting a little boy..
Taehyung: can he be betrothed to Somin?
Seokjin: no...let that sort itself out Taehyung. BUT LOOK AT HIM I HOPE WE GET APPROVED!
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Namjoon: his birth name is Gitae and we're gonna keep it
Taehyung: I LOOOOOVE!!
Hoseok: Tae told Somin that "uncle joon is having a baby" and Somin just
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(I know she looks older but just...let her live)
Jungkook: WHERE ARE MOCHI 2.0'S CHEEKS?!?!?!?!
Jimin: and why does she have makeup??
Yoongi: we video chatted with Dawon noona yesterday and Somin wanted to look pretty like auntie. So Tae bought kids makeup and just...did that to her face..
Taehyung: would everyone be opposed to moving to a city together since we all already go back and forth anyways??
Jimin: I'm not opposed at all about that..
Namjoon: alright you beautiful friends of mine. Let's figure out where to go!!
~~~ Sometimes I think I should talk to my doctor about depression because if I try at home my hella European parents call me stupid 😐
