Bangtan Stoopids

101

Y'all I'm so bored at work.
Is anyone doing anything fun today?

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~~~JiKook dms~~~

Jungkook: baby open the door!!

Jimin: knock the fuck..

Jungkook: I did?? Oh waidgujjxy

Jimin: you good?

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Here's some shitty narration of what's going down. The aunts dont have names..just numbers..I'll put the names near who's talking
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Jimin stared down at his phone confused from the conversation with Jungkook.

"aaahhh, Haeunah! (That's Jimins mom..I dont know her real name so yep) this handsome young man just knocked on the door!" -Auntie #1

Jimin looked up shocked to see Jungkook really did show up at his house. The younger thought it'd be funny to cause commotion and sent a signaling wink to Jimin.

"Hi Jungkookie, what are you doing here?" -Haeun

"Hi 어머님 (not sure if that's the proper term..correct me if I'm wrong) I just wanted to stop by and say hello to Jiminssi" -Jungkook

"Ooh, well Jiminah, your friend is handsome, I'm sure he has pretty friends that you could meet" -Auntie #2

"이모 (mothers sister..the struggle), we already told you I was in a relationship!" -Jimin

"Nonsense, we asked her name and we got no name. So tell us Jungkookie, do you work?" -Auntie #3

"Yes, but only part time. I work at a bank right now and I'm also a full time college student so.." -Jungkook

Like Hoseok had assumed, all the aunts started to coo over how great and perfect Jungkook was.

Haeun interrupted her older 'sisters' because she noticed that her son had started to become uncomfortable.

"aaayaayee Kookie 형! How are ya man?" -Jihyun (Jimins little brother)

"I'm good man, I came to visit. Jiminie said you had aunts over and I wanted to meet some family" -Jungkook

"어머 (oh my) such a kind young man!" -Auntie #2

"Jiminah! Your friend is so kind and friendly! Why aren't you like this?" -Auntie #3

"Your right! Jiminah has been sitting there all day looking at his phone, not even wanting to talk to us!" -Auntie #2

"Well...the three of you have been comparing Jiminie to your children and basically telling him he isn't good enough for anything" -Haeun

Jihyun looked over at his brother, who pointed to his phone, and realized that he and Jungkook were up to something.

~~~ParkBros dms~~~

Chimmy: our aunts, as you can see. are being rude to me and absolutely love Kookie. So when they calm down, Jungkook is going to say something along the lines of going on a date. Hopefully that'll shut them up.

Jihyuniee: ooohh, evil..I like it. Can I help?

Chimmy: make Jungkook look good

Jihyun looked up from his phone with this evil smirk plastered across his face. Jungkook saw that and realized that now Jihyun was in on the plot to make the aunts confused.

"Such a hard working boy! All our Jiminah does is dance all day and waste money to reserve that studio" -Auntie #3

"I actually pay half of that because I dance with him" -Jungkook

"Ahhh, Jungkookie, don't waste your money on something so ridiculous like that" -Auntie #1

"Actually, Jungkookie and 형 are really really good at dancing so it isn't a waste of money." -Jihyun

"Kookieah, are you staying for dinner?" -Haeun

"Oh please do. We want to get to know you better!" "I think that's a splendid idea!" "You can tell us about your studies!" -all the aunties talking at once..

"I actually have plans. I'm sorry. Mochi!! You ready for our date then?" Jungkook smiled casually when he said date and noticed all three of the womens jaws dropped.

Jihyun lost it and couldnt contain his laughter while their mother tried to conceal her chuckles.

"Yes Kookie I'm ready for our date. We should go and dance after we eat though" -Jimin

As Jimin went towards Jungkook, he waved goodbye to his aunts with a nasty "mind your business look" while Jungkook bowed towards them and grabbed Jimins hand.

When the two got outside they bursted out laughing and went to eat and tell the others what happened.

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Bruh I feel this in my soul!