Bangtan Stoopids

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Guess who got a fulltime job 😀

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Seokjin: has anyone heard from any of the boys?

Jungkook: I'm at the bar and I made Xinwa come back to help me look for them

Yoongi: Hoseok is fuming and he has Somin, so keep this chat as happy as it can be..

Hoseok: daddy is really mad

~~~Jimin added Taehyung to the chat~~~

Namjoon: ...is Somin texting for Hoseok hyung?

Taehyung: probably..

Jungkook: TAEHYUNG?!?!

Yoongi: MY BABY BOY!!

Seokjin: ARE YOU OKAY?!

Jimin: o(╥﹏╥)o

Jungkook: MOCHI!!!!!

Yoongi: what the fuck happened?!

Taehyung: some weird dude was trying to hit on us, so I lied and said that Jimin was my boyfriend and that I had to get is drunk ass home, and the dude wasn't having it.

Namjoon: daawww, bub. Is Jiminie okay though?

Hoseok: most importantly, to me at least, are YOU okay?

Taehyung: I'm fine. So then, the dude kept persisting and Jimin kept telling him to piss off so this dude got grabby, and when he touched Jimin...OOF!

Seokjin: oof?! Oof what?! Did he do anything?!

Jimin: (´._.')

Taehyung: Jimin beat his ass..

Hoseok: he beat someone up?!

Jungkook: my sweet lil mochi beat a dude up..how?

Namjoon: he clearly got upset to the point where he just went off

Jimin: well...the guy kep beonw toicjy witj Tae

Taehyung: he's still drunk, but the dude was being touchy, and then came onto me and I got nervous and Jimin just jumped him.

Yoongi: are you both at least home?

Hoseok: I'll feel better when they get home..

Jungkook: they're both on the sofa, Jimin looks ready to sleep and Tae was waiting.

Seokjin: as long as they're both unharmed, all is well

Namjoon: get some sleep bros

Yoongi: namjoon...we're literally on a train...you know how hard it is to sleep on a train?!

Seokjin: ridiculously hard...I hate it

Jungkook: OMAIGA!!!!!!!

Yoongi: what now..

Taehyung: MY BABY!!!!

Namjoon: gonna assume Hoseok is there.

Hoseok: Taehyung is paying me no attention. He and Jungkook went straight to Somin, even Jimin got up to greet her..

Taehyung: well, if you weren't and asshat, I would have kissed ya cheek.

Seokjin: pffft

Namjoon: I can't work y'all

Yoongi: please stop arguing...

Seokjin: they aren't?

Jungkook: they are in person..but stopped when Taehyung saw Yoongi hyung asked them to stop.

Jimin: I'm goman poke!

Namjoon: oh dear, give the kid some water.

Jungkook: I'm going to take care of my baby, and Somin wants to help, so I'm gonna leave Tae and Hoseok hyung alone to chat.

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Y'all, I'm nervous about starting work on October 14th...

But also, I have jury duty October 9th.

I also have to take both my dogs to the vet October 14th, the struggle of both boys

And I'm getting a tattoo October 17th !!