Bangtan Stoopids

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I don't know what's about to happen in this chapter...so I put my cat giving paw as the picture...please show her love!!

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~~~JiHope dms~~~

Jimin: yo!

Hoseok: hello friend!!

Jimin: on a scale of one to ten, if Taehyung or Yoongi went to get drinks with a random new friend who you were referred to as "friend" to...how insecure would you be?

Hoseok: um...like 18....JUNGKOOK REFERRED TO YOU AS A FRIEND?!

Jimin: yeah so obviously I'm nervous...he talked to Taehyung about it I guess and Tae is the one who blurted it in a group chat and Kookie said he would set the dude straight that I'm his boyfriend.

Hoseok: huh..well, when he gets back after hanging out with mysterious guy, if he acts weird....text me and I'll fight him.

Jimin: you'll be first to know if anything happens!!

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Hoseok: hello everyone!

Seokjin: what's up man

Yoongi: is something happening?

Namjoon: why you gotta assume something is happening??

Taehyung: Yoongs always assumes the worst

Jungkook: you shouldn't assume things hyung

Hoseok: I was bored and wanted to chat..

Jimin: watch a movie or something bud

Yoongi: don't fucking tell Hobi what to do..

Jungkook: don't tell Mochi what he can and can't do..

Seokjin: children...calm down or I swear..I'll send Joonie to your houses

Taehyung: he'll break everything..

Namjoon: that's the point Taehyung

Hoseok: well like..what movie should I watch??

Jimin: The Outsiders...it's a great movie

Jungkook: so why haven't we watched it together??

Seokjin: 😶😶😶

Namjoon: I thought y'all did watch it..

Jimin: we did....

Taehyung: Kookieah!! The Outsiders ks the movie when the dude says "stay golden Ponyboy"

Jungkook: okay....well uh...I'M GOING TO HANGOUT WITH A FRIEND BYE!

Yoongi: don't do anything stupid

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Next chapter might be saucy..but this is just like a basic "hello...I exist still 🙃"