Bangtan Stoopids

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HELLO FRIENDS!!

I apologize for my absence...but lowkey not really...I've been busy af!

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jungkook: god I love drunk Jimin..

Taehyung: why?!

Namjoon: is he the cutest drunk?

Yoongi: he's the second cutest person when drunk...Tae is the cutest...fight me on this

Seokjin: back to Jungkook to let him speak. Why is Jimin a cute drunk?

Hoseok: are his cheeks extra squishy?

Jungkook: get this, I get back from visiting Kyungtae right. And Jimin, my cute little mochi, was drinking wine because why the fuck not right, and I just walk into the apartment and he's wearing a pink floral apron with cute lil panties....DON'T JUDGE MY MOCHI FOR WEARING CUTE LIL PANTIES I'LL CUT YOU! And he's just cooking while singing, then he saw me and I literally screamed because he's just so cute I could literally cry

Yoongi: that is honestly the cutest way I've ever heard someone talk about someone and it was so innocent.

Namjoon: I could die happy with how cute that sounded.

Hoseok: Tae wears panties too man. No shame.

Taehyung: HOSEOK WHAT THE FUCK!

Seokjin: Taehyungie, why so angry? But, that does seem adorable on Jimin's part.

Yoongi: Tae probably feels a little embarrassed, but don't feel embarrassed baby.

Taehyung: ☺️

Namjoon: So, why did Jimin day drink?

Jimin: I waa wsitonf for Kookie to cpme homw amd I gor lpneku

Seokjin: ...I literally cannot understand at all...Jiminie, you should drink lots of water and lay down!

Jungkook: he said "I was waiting for Kookie to come home and I got lonely" ......MY BABY!

Yoongi: so, drunk Jiminie aside, when do you all plan to come up to Seoul?

Namjoon: I'm so glad hyung brought that up, I wanted to, but I was afraid someone would be annoyed..

Hoseok: eh, I might be there next week, but not permanently. My dad is coming too because we're gonna look at a possible building for a school..

Seokjin: considering the circumstances of us all moving...not sure

Taehyung: HOBI!!! Can I go to Seoul with you and I'll bring Sominie and while you and your dad look at real estate, we can visit Yoongs and Namjoonie hyung????

Yoongi: yes

Namjoon: we still work Taehyung.