so I'm typing this up on my laptop because it's so much easier than typing on a phone but I hate the process of doing bold and italics on the laptop...THE STRUGGLE!
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~~~KookieMonster dms~~~
Kook: can I add Mingyu to the chat? I know I said I would call but we're all like in a conference room with an officer so I can't call you. so I'm gonna text you.
Joon hyung: go for it man. I'm still trying to get my lil man to focus on something other than me.
~~~Kook added Mingyu to the chat~~~
Mingyu: (╥﹏╥)
Joon hyung: so do you two just want to rant or?
Kook: ya boi tryna drop out of college because of this. the campus is closed for the rest of the week but I literally don't want to go back.
Mingyu: bro you got shot at. I wouldn't want to go back either. my class stayed and we blocked the door using the desks and chairs and hid along the wall so nobody would see us. I would be a lot more shaken up if my class was shot at.
Kook: and on top of that, nobody is telling us of Kousuke, Hansin, or Yebin are okay. They're the three that were like....SHOT SHOT...I LOVE KOUSUKE MAN HE'S SUCH A NICE DUDE!
Mingyu: the fucking nicest bro. like I want to visit him when they tell us he's okay. BUT NOBODY WILL TELL US ANYTHING LIKE THE FUCK?!
Joon hyung: not to interrupt, but Mingyu, how is Wonwoo feeling about this
Mingyu: I haven't told him about it. and he doesn't watch the news so I doubt he knows what's going on..
Joon hyung: okay, ease into it and talk to him about it so he doesn't feel like you can't talk to him. same for you Jungkook, Jimin is apparently freaking out from what Jin is telling me.
Kook: he's talking to Jin hyung instead of Hoseok hyung? That's a surprise. but back to the topic at hand. HOW DID THESE DUDES MANAGE TO EVEN WALK ONTO CAMPUS WITHOUT ANYONE BEING LIKE "hmmm, those people look suspicious with their hats, masks, and over sized duffle bags" (￢_￢)
Joon hyung: the news said that the campus police assumed they were students carrying project supplies and they didn't seem suspicious or anything
Mingyu: bull fucking shit. if you look at the video that the police showed us of the shooters coming on campus they kept looking around as if they were hoping that nobody would notice them.
Kook: well they obviously did a good job at going unnoticed. AND WHY DOES GETTING SHOT FUCKING HURT?!
Joon hyung: did you get your arm checked out?
Kook: it's just a graze I cleaned it out when I went to the bathroom.
Mingyu: you should man, looking at your arm it actually looks more swollen and red. this officer is getting irritated because he wants us to now talk about what happened but nobody wants to talk about it right now and his partner got mad because he "needs statements now!"
Joon hyung: Kook, if you don't have an actual doctor check your arm, and take Mingyu because he tells us things you won't, I'll tell Jimin about how you love some dude named Kousuke and instead of listening to you, we all know Jimin will get really upset.
Kook: uuuhhhh FINE!
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I was going to do homework while I'm at work, but YouTube is sounding really good about now.
YOU ARE READING
Bangtan Stoopids
Fanfictionjust a BTS group chat....probably not that good.... Just kidding...it must be somewhat good for people to read it ☺☺
