Bangtan Stoopids

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I want to warn you all...I'm going to break the fourth wall..

Good talk

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~~~NamJin dms~~~

Seokjin: oh dear god..

Namjoon: babe?

Seokjin: my flipping rice burned 😥

Namjoon: I literally thought you were injured...

Seokjin: THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY!

Namjoon: but you shouldn't message me like that bae..

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jimin: that's why I called Kookie "Namjoon hyung" because he broke his key.

Yoongi: but did you have to call triple A to get the key out of your cars lock?

Jungkook: yep, they came and I called Jiminie and he just laughed..

Seokjin: how would you all respond if I started a conversation with "oh dear god... "? And sorry I interrupted the story..

Hoseok: I would assume you burned something while cooking

Taehyung: or that Namjoonie hyung broke something

Namjoon: okay you know what..

~~~Namjoon added Lili to the chat~~~

Jimin: uh...hi authornim..

Lili: the fuck y'all want?

Namjoon: why did you have to make my character destroy everything he touches?

Hoseok: bruh...don't sass authornim...she could remove you from the story

Taehyung: I agree with Hoseokie, authornim seems pretty salty sometimes and we shouldn't anger the person who types us up you feel?

Lili: you had to add me for this...ya girl was tryna eat a PB&J..

Jungkook: NoOoOoOoOnA!!

Seokjin: Jungkook..what is so important that you need to interrupt her thought?

Yoongi: he craves the grave..

Jungkook: I have something important to tell her!

Lili: