Bangtan Stoopids

185

Not dead, just ridiculously busy with work

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Taehyung: so just hear me out.

Seokjin: Tae, sweetie...it's 2am

Hoseok: my baby said to hear him out..

Jimin: I was sleeping..

Jungkook: YOU RUINED MY MOCHI'S CUDDLINESS!!!

Namjoon: Taehyung?

Taehyung: what if sleeping is our natural state, and being awake is for us to gather information for dreams?

Jimin: ...what?

Hoseok: oh dear..baby boy, are you having trouble falling asleep?

Namjoon: are you not with him?

Jungkook: is he okay?

Seokjin: what the heck?

Hoseok: if he has a bad dream, he has a hard time going back to sleep. Especially when he's alone. I took the train back to Gwangju because my sister needed me for legal stuff.

Jimin: poor Taetae

Taehyung: how can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in nightmares if you've never fallen like that before?

Jungkook: oh my goodness..are you okay Taehyungie?

Yoongi: I hate to say this because I love him dearly and I want him to be happy at all times, but the best thing to do right now is go to sleep and since he'll have nobody to speak to, he'll eventually go to sleep.

Taehyung: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP YOONGI HYUNG!!

Seokjin: ooh, honorifics?

Jimin: did you ignore him in your own chat?

Hoseok: was he speaking to you separately? WHY DIDN'T HE TALK TO ME?!

Namjoon: we just gonna ignore that Yoongi hyung said to ignore Tae?

Jungkook: well, it IS 2am...IM TIRED!

Hoseok: goodnight TaeTae, I hope you sleep well !!

Yoongi: I'm sorry for ignoring you..I love you

Jimin: YOONGI HYUNG SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!!

Taehyung: I want to be mad about him ignoring me...but I love you too. Plus i got Somin to come into the room to snuggle.

Namjoon: goodnight!

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I know it's short..but I'm exhausted