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I know that Yugyeom isn't in this story..but I love him and his flower crown...

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So like I said last time...I'm skipping the vacation so now everyone is back in their respective homes..

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Taehyung: HYUNGS!! and Jungkook..

Namjoon: I feel like if this was in person he'd be screaming hyungs really enthusiastically and then be like...ehh Jungkook

Jungkook: the worst part is that I know that's exactly how he would say it 😑😑

Hoseok: you all know he means well

Jimin: Hoseokie hyung!! How have you been man? I feel like we haven't talked in a while?

Jungkook: why do you gotta talk to him though?

Seokjin: kook...they're friends, relax

Jungkook:

Jimin: bruh

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Jimin: bruh..

Namjoon: so is Yoongi hyung asleep or is he working?

Taehyung: probably both...

Yoongi: ...

Seokjin: what up Yoongs?

Hoseok: he's either busy at work...or he just woke up due to notifications...

Taehyung: he's working...that's why we aren't hanging out 😤

Namjoon: I forget how needy Taehyung can be..

Jimin: that's why he gets along with Jungkook so well...they're both needy as fuck

Seokjin: ohmygosh!!

Yoongi: wow..

Namjoon: 😶😶

Taehyung: LANGUAGE?!

Hoseok: you guys...Jimin is an adult..he swears. Why is that weird??

Jungkook: seriously...he swears a lot

Jimin: you guys thought I don't swear?

Yoongi: your boyfriend calls you mochi..

Taehyung: so obviously we expect you to be a squishy lil baby..

Namjoon: you even look too nice to be able to swear..

Hoseok: you all also thought that I was all rainbows and sunshine...DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER

Jimin: ^agreed.

Seokjin: in other news...Tae...did you ever find a new job?

Taehyung: I'm between two that offered me a job..

Yoongi: he can choose between working at a cafe where he actually understands the food and would feel comfortable...or, my boss offered him a job because we're understaffed and I told him no because boy has no idea on anything liqour related..

Taehyung: but we can be work buddies..

Seokjin: doesn't Yoongi work by himself though?

Namjoon: which means you would have different shifts...meaning you would have less time to spend time together?

Jungkook: I don't think Taetae thought that far ahead.

Hoseok: he's an airhead

Jimin: well I'm off to work and can't have my phone so ✌

Taehyung: I took the job at the cafe...

Yoongi: figured you would

Seokjin: good for you Taehyung. I'm off to work too so bye my children!

Namjoon: same bye

Hoseok: wow..we all have the same shift 😂😂

Jungkook: well...I'm off today..

Taehyung: and I just got a job today so I'm free..

Jungkook: wanna play xbox or something?

Taehyung: I'm already online..let's go bruh!

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Update: I get to take my dog, Kodie, to the vet today and I'm lowkey nervous because he's blind and gets scared easy and tries to fight the vet...BUT HERES HIM BEING A CUTIE!

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