Bangtan Stoopids

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Hello friends!!

I'm at work at the good ole liqour store....oh joy

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~~~new chat~~~

Namjoon: .....why?

Taehyung: is also confused??

Yoongi: I need you as a mediator..

Hoseok: 👀

Namjoon: ...you made the chat so I can't leave?

Yoongi: .....I need you as a mediator

Taehyung: soooo.....I'm gonna go ahead and break the ice......Hoseok hyung...I'm sorry. I was just upset because I had a whole day filled with stuff you would enjoy because you always do stuff you dislike for me...so I was being petty

Namjoon: ....so you broke up with him in spite?

Yoongi: I may have had a terribly horrible day and seeing Tae upset made me more upset so I threw all my anger onto Hoseok....

Hoseok: well that's a little fucked up don't ya think?!

Taehyung: I'M GONNA SPRINT TO THE STORE AND BUY YOU ALL YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS!!!

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jungkook: I hope that they settle whatever the main issue is...I know how much Taehyungie loves and adores them both

Seokjin: it would make everything super uncomfortable, so I also hope they figure it out and why did I just see Taehyung sprint straight into the front door?

Hoseok: did....did he hurt himself?

Yoongi: a whole idiot

Namjoon: I'm sorry...are we over the issue?

Jimin: WHY DID TAEHYUNG SPRINT INTO THE FRONT DOOR AS I OPENED IT BECAUSE GOD DAMN THAT BACKFIRED AND INJURED US BOTH!

Jungkook: MOCHI IM COMING!!

Hoseok: nah, Yoongi is still and dick, and poor Taehyung is just a doofus that got upset and didn't talk it out..and yes I know I'm not the best either, but I want some time now.

Namjoon: you can chill in our....dorm??

Taehyung: I'M ON MY WAY TO THE STORE DOES ANYONE WANDKWOFBOW

Jimin: ......yes?

Seokjin: first of all, is Taehyung okay?  Second, Joonie, you can't just invite people into our....house?

Yoongi: .....apartment??

Jungkook: YOONGI HYUNG AVOIDED THE WHOLE TOPIC OF THE RELATIONSHIP!!

Taehyung: Yoongles dislikes talking about FeELiNgS

Hoseok: that's why he sucks....