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So here I am in class again...and I'm gonna let my boy Jeon Jungkook explain my distress..

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Namjoon: it's just like...the doctors must be so scary for a baby because they get stabbed by a needle to get a vaccine they need to prevent getting ill..MY POOR BABY IS CRYING

Yoongi: first off..stop fucking shouting. Second off, he'll get over it so relax. That's why the doctor will give him like a lollipop or a sticker.

Jungkook: I think doctors should give a vaccine to make people have better common sense..

Taehyung: can we just take this boys phone away whenever he goes to class?

Seokjin: literally though. How are you feeling back on campus though?

Jimin: Put. Your. Phone. Away. Or else...

Jungkook: I pay for this class so I'm gonna do me. Hoseok hyung talking to his dad and whatnot about better security worked because these dudes are scary af. AND WHAT JIMIN YOU GONNA PUNISH ME BECAUSE HEH  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hoseok: I literally cannot with any of you ever. But why the common sense Jungkookie?

Seokjin: so that people will realise that texting in class is not a good thing.

Namjoon: someone take your seat again?

Jungkook: YES LIKE EVERYONE HAS THEIR SPECIFIC SEAT AND THIS DUDE TAKES MINE AND I LITERALLY JUST STOOD FOR A SECOND LIKE

Jungkook: YES LIKE EVERYONE HAS THEIR SPECIFIC SEAT AND THIS DUDE TAKES MINE AND I LITERALLY JUST STOOD FOR A SECOND LIKE

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Jimin: nugget..relax it's just a seat. as long as you're in class then who cares?

Yoongi: he called him "nUgGeT" is it because he's more meaty because you got a booty..

Taehyung: ....I never..

Jimin: (灬ºωº灬)

Namjoon: wow, seeing Yoongi all soft a awkwardly flirty with Jimin is like..eehh the others should relax but also......I ship it

Hoseok: the only things we ship in this chat are NamJin, TaeGiHope and JiKook...NO OTHER SHIPS ALLOWED OR SO HELP ME SOMEONE IS GETTING DELETED!

Jungkook: and someone's heart is gonna break...BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND JIMIN GETTING FLUSTERED TOWARDS SOMEONE ELSE!

~~~Jungkook left the chat~~~

Namjoon: for fucks sake..

Jimin: we already talked about it though?!

Taehyung: so what the hell..Yoongs is my man, as well as Hobi's, so stop getting flustered..AND YOONGI STOP!

Seokjin: I can't fix your stupidity so uh...here we go

~~~Seokjin requested Lili to join the chat~~~

Yoongi: (シ;゚Д゚)シ

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Yo someone in my class is drinking something that's pumpkin spice and it smells terrible..

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