So if you've been paying attention to my blurbs in the beginning and end of each chapter...you know I'm lazy...
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~~~3 days later~~~
~~~JiHope dms~~~
Jimin: HYUNG IM ABOUT TO BE AT YOUR APARTMENT!!
Hoseok: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! I'm sorry that I couldn't pick you up. Work got in the way 😥
Jimin: not a problem friend! But I am outside...please open the door!
~~~2 hours later (it's my story and I like time skips..)~~~
~~~BTS group chat~~~
Jimin: everyone!!
Yoongi: can you not..I was just about to nap.
Jungkook: ThEn YoU fUcKiNg MuTe YoUr PhOnE aNd LeT mY mOcHi SpEaK yOu MiSeRaBlE gRaNdPa!
Hoseok: boy. You better check yourself before we have an issue
Taehyung: I'm glad you and Jiminie got back together but don't talk to my man like that...I'll have to slap you!
Seokjin: *grabs some tea*
Namjoon: FUCK I DROPPED MY WATER YOU GUYS!!
Yoongi: learn to hold things
Taehyung: Namjoonie hyung..we have these things called thumbs. they help us hold on to things
Jungkook: someone get the man a napkin!
Seokjin: So Jimin, what did you want to tell everyone?
Jimin:
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Taehyung: MY SUNSHINE!!❤❤❤
Jungkook: MY MOCHI!!💝💝💝
Yoongi: my eyes
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Seokjin: wow...seeing Yoongi sweet is like...so adorable
Yoongi: I'll make you choke on your own cooking...
Jimin:😟😟
Jungkook:😶😶
Hoseok:😮😮
Taehyung:😓😓
Seokjin:😡😡
Namjoon: IF YOU EVEN FUCKING TRY YOU SHORT PIECE OF DIRT I WILL WND YOUR EXISTENCE!
Yoongi: it's funny because I know you're afraid of me..plus.....
Taehyung: plus??
Jungkook: *gets popcorn*
Jimin: Jungkook...no
Seokjin: plus what??
Namjoon: what? Will you bring a pillow to fight me with?
Yoongi: ....😣😣
Taehyung: NOTHING IS WRONG!
Jimin: uh..oh no....
Jungkook: oh god... he just saw the messages huh...
Seokjin: *sneaks to safe zone*
Namjoon: babe why?
Hoseok: IF YOU EVER TRY TO FUCKING TOUCH A BEAUTIFUL STRAND OF HAIR ON YOONGI OR EVEN TAETAES HEAD I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT YOU DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL AND TORTUROUS DEATH!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Namjoon: yes....
Hoseok: I SAID DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
Namjoon: YES HOSEOK HYUNG!
Taehyung: nice to know I'm protected 😍😍
Jimin: Hobi literally was yelling at me about this the entire time he was typing it...#relationshipgoals
Seokjin: he's calm now though right?
Jungkook: I'LL FIGHT SOMEONE IF THEY THREATEN YOU MOCHI!!
Yoongi: but you'll never be Hoseok scary so it doesn't matter
~~~ I don't even know what this chapter is or how it got here...
