Bangtan Stoopids

180

I'm on a roll with this story since there's no real plot or story line...hueuehehhehe

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Seokjin: and then Gitae was covered in noodles..

Taehyung: he wiggled himself out the highchair!

Yoongi: did he break it though?

Seokjin: yep

Hoseok: like father like son
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Jimin: ♡(ŐωŐ人)

Namjoon: I bathed him and brought him for icecream because I love him

Yoongi: are we gonna ignore Jimin sent heart eyes with no context?

Taehyung: she was being a nugget, and so I dressed her as such ( ･ ิ ω ･ิ )

Hoseok: I love them both so much...but Jiminie, what's up?

Seokjin: and why is Jungkook so quiet?

Jungkook: BOOM BITCHES!!

Namjoon: .....BOI?!

Seokjin: well i never..

Yoongi: you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up..

Jungkook: the picture is sending( •᷄⌓•᷅ )

Jimin: （づ￣3￣）づ╭❤～

Taehyung: WHY IS HE SO SOFT RIGHT NOW?!?

Namjoon: I was gonna say the kids...but he was lovey before that..

Jungkook:

Jungkook: THERE IT IS! BOOM BITCHES!!

Seokjin: YOU PROPOSED!!!

Taehyung: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!(｢･ω･)｢

Yoongi: about fucking time..

Hoseok: if you hurt him while married...nobody will ever find you

Jimin: (´;ω;｀)

Namjoon: damn it Hoseok hyung...you made him sad now. CONGRATULATIONS THOUGH JIMINIE AND JUNGKOOKIE!

Jungkook: my mochi is forever mine now(〃•ㅂ•〃)

Seokjin: y'all are cute ! o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o

Jimin: (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ

Yoongi: Jimin talking in just emojis is almost cuter then when Taetae talks in his pout...I adore that shit

Taehyung: I adore you as well Yoongs(≧∀≦)

Namjoon: all this appreciation makes me want to snuggle Jin so bad right now...

Seokjin: only after you help me clean the kitchen that YOUR child made a mess in..

Hoseok: stop with the soft shit..I can hear Tae down the hall whining about cuddles...I'll fight

Jungkook: then SnUGgLe?!

Jimin: Hoseokie hyung dislikes snuggling

Yoongi: STOP!

Taehyung: (ﾟヘﾟ)

Namjoon: hyung doesn't want an argument to happen so this topic is dropped.

Jungkook: what topic?

Seokjin: exactly

Taehyung: wait....SEOKJIN HYUNG?!

Seokjin: ?

Jimin: that seems random

Taehyung: are you in Seoul??

Seokjin: I moved into the place with Namjoon and Yoongi last week?

Hoseok: oh dear god...

Jungkook: hyung?

Yoongi: is something the matter?

Namjoon: I'm suddenly nervous??

Jimin: (ó﹏ò｡)

Taehyung: YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T VISIT BECAUSE ITNWOULD BE TO HECTIC WITH THE THREE OF US AND SOMIN AND IT WOULD BE A DISTRACTION AND YOU LET SEOKJIN HYUNG AMD GITAE MOVE IN WHEN YOU WERE ALL SO AGAINST ME EVEN VISITING?!

Hoseok: my baby boy is upset now(╯’□’)╯︵ ┻━┻

Yoongi: you'll get to come in two weeks though when everything is finalized bub..

~~~Taehyung left the chat~~~

Jungkook: （ノ♯｀△´）ノ~’┻━┻

Jimin: ooh??? He's ranting to me???

Seokjin: now I feel bad..

Namjoon: same babe. Same. Tae is such a sweet dude I feel bad that I'm a reason he's upset now.

Jungkook: why is he not ranting to me?! ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\ (ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻

Hoseok: HE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?!?!

Yoongi: once...JUST ONCE I WANT A GOOD HAPPY CONVERSATION!?

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I'll probably update this again...I gotta think up the rant ٩̋(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)