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So I don't know enough about Seventeen to know anything about Mingyu....BUT THE BOY IS A WHOLE SNACK!

That is all

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~~~new chat~~~

Jungkook: hello..?

Mingyu: hey man!

Jungkook: oh, it's you...

Mingyu: what the fuck?

Jungkook: we were only supposed to be out for two hours and I didn't get home until like 3:30am!!!

Mingyu: it's not my fault that you're such a cute drunk

Jungkook: but I didn't even drink that much so I'm a tad confused on how I got so fucked..

Mingyu: oh! Yeah. That was my doing...sorry man

Jungkook: excuse me???

Mingyu: remember you came over my place real quick before the bar and I offered you wine?

Jungkook: ...DID YOU FUCKING SPIKE MY DRINK?!

Mingyu: no no no!! I'm not crazy! A friend of mine, her grandpa makes wine, and instead of the basic like 10-13% alcohol it has about 18% or 19% alcohol so the two or three glasses we had fucked us..

Jungkook: well...thanks to that I'm on thin ice with Jimin 😒😒

Mingyu: that's your boyfriend right?

Jungkook: my sweet lil Mochi..yes

Mingyu: damn man, I respect you came out and shit...I'm nervous to tell a friend of mine I'm gay let alone that I like him..

Jungkook: hhhmmm...I GOT AN IDEA!!!

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Namjoon: and that's the story behind how I was in the hospital when I was seven...

Taehyung: that explains so much hyung!

Seokjin: yeah, that's literally how Namjoon broke the door that one time

Jimin: I'm honestly not surprised about anything he brakes anymore.

Yoongi: I don't think anyone is surprised about Namjoon being destructive

Jungkook: HYUUUUUUUNGS!!!

Hoseok: Namjoon is wild huh...and what Jungkook..

Jimin: hi to you too man

Taehyung: MAAAAAAAKNAE!!!

Namjoon: it was so nice without him..

Seokjin: Is something wrong?!

Jungkook: did you all come out to your families and other friends??

Hoseok: my family has known since I was like 4 and had a crush on Aladdin...

Yoongi: my parents weren't surprised when I told them

Taehyung: I told my family and friends and some friends left but they were fake so eehh.

Seokjin: did...did you not?? And I did, my mom questioned why I spent so much time cleansing and stuff

Namjoon: my mom knew before I did 😂😂

Jungkook: no I did! But..I have a friend that hasn't come out and he wants to tell his friend because he likes him..

Taehyung: WE CAN HELP HIM!!

Hoseok: wait...which friend?

Jimin: Jungkook...is it who I think it is??

Namjoon: ☕☕

Seokjin: ???

~~~Jungkook has added Mingyu to the chat~~~

Yoongi: I feel like I'm going to mute my phone...

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You guys!!! And gals....

SO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY PEOPLE ARE SO INCREDIBLY STUPID?!

Also...I'm the friend...MY AVÔ MAKES WINE AND LET ME TELL YOU AS A PORTUGUESE PERSON I LOVE WINE BUT JUST EW EW EW HIS WINE IS TOO INTENSE FOR MY LIKING!!