Still not dead aaayyyyee!!
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~~~VKook dms~~~
Taehyungieee: BROSKI!!
Jungkookieee: WHAT UP BROBRO?!
Taehyungieee: we should go on a date!!
Jungkookieee: 'scuse me?
Taehyungieee: not like a date date..but a bro date. Like we should hangout just the two of us!
Jungkookieee: I got you fam. I'm gonna tell Jimin and then meet you in the lobby
Taehyungieee: cool, I'm gonna head down then
Jungkookieee: shouldn't you run it by Hoseok and Yoongi hyungs?
Taehyungieee: im my own person and they do not control me..I will meet you downstairs.
Jungkookieee:
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Few hours later
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~~~BTS group chat~~~
Namjoon: and that's why Somin had a bruise.
Yoongi: why is your kid fighting my kid...I'll fight him.
Seokjin: I'd like to see you try little man.
Hoseok: is that a threat?
Jimin: guys, please stop.
Taehyung: I WOULD LIKE TO HOLD MY LITTLE HAND!! WE WILL RUN WE WILL, WE WILL CRAAAAAWL!!!
Jungkook: SEND ME ON MY WAY!! SEND ME ON MY WAY!!! SEND ME WAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAYAAAAAY!!! ON MY WAAY!!
Hoseok: where the fuck have you two been all day?
Jimin: they hung out today..
Seokjin: Hoseok and Yoongi, Taehyuhg has a right to go and hangout with people..
Yoongi: I didn't even say anything?!
Namjoon: no, but I think he's assuming you and Hoseok hyung are upset.
Taehyung: I'm alowd to do wjat I wsny bevaisr I'm an asult!!
Hoseok: a fuckong adult who, when drunk, makes out with other people.
Jungkook: donf yell at my bedyfrenf!!
Yoongi: 'bedyfrenf'
Seokjin: listen, you two get to the hotel rooms, and go to sleep.
Namjoon: I feel that's the best course of action.
Jimin: Hoseok and Yoongi hyungs...Taehyung is in my room and is pouting because he refuses to leave.
Yoongi: lock the door...I'll be there in a second
Seokjin: why lock it then?
Taehyung: HOSEK STIP BANGIMK THE DOOT
Namjoon: 'doot'....heh
Jimin: Jungkook grabbed Taehyung by the wrist and dragged him to the bedroom and locked the door???
Hoseok: he's sleeping over then...Jiminie, wanna come to me and Yoongs' room and watch some movies?
Yoongi: only if it's comedy..
Seokjin: I seriously thought he was gonna say horror.
Jimin: me too, I was terrified.
Yoongi: I'm in the mood to laugh..
Jimin: that's by far the cutest thing I've ever heard.
Yoongi: your laugh is cuter
Hoseok: um...what?
Namjoon: when did this become a YoonMin chat?
Seokjin: please stop
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I'm gonna go eat my sushi now...good talk y'all
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Bangtan Stoopids
Fanfictionjust a BTS group chat....probably not that good.... Just kidding...it must be somewhat good for people to read it ☺☺
