Bangtan Stoopids

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so I started classes yesterday and I'm already like super stressed from my history class because he gave the assignment of reading like three chapters...but in two different books like ???????

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~~~VHope dms~~~

Taehyung: are you here yet 😀

Hoseok: give ya boi like 15 or 20 minutes and I'll get there

Taehyung: uuuhhh I wish you were coming over now my family went out and I was hoping you'd be here sooner 😉😉

Hoseok: well someone is needy huh?

Taehyung: honestly..without Yoongi I dont have as many cuddles and I've been glued to my pillow 😔😔

Hoseok: I was going to get you food to make you feel better but I'm just going to pick you up first now

Taehyung: 😀😀😀😀😀💕💕💕💕💕

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Okay y'all, let's just pretend like two weeks have passed since TaeGiHope lost the "Gi" part and just became "VHope"
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~~~YoonJin dms~~~
(A/N I dont even think I've named their chat once...if I have...I forgot the name of it)

Seokjin: hey buddy

Yoongi: what do you want hyung?

Seokjin: just checking in on you. You know the boys are worried and I'm pretty sure Taehyung is having a mental breakdown.

Yoongi: well I'm fine.

Seokjin: you sure about that? You've been distant...like extra distant to the point that it makes me nervous.

Yoongi: well I feel like the biggest dick on the planet for making Taehyung upset.

Seokjin: and Hoseok?

Yoongi: he was the one that started it by getting upset when I told Taehyung to not use memes. Sure I came off like an asshole but not only am I fucking Min Yoongi...BUT I ALSO HAD A SHIT DAY THAT SPECIFIC DAY AND I WASN'T IN THE MOOD

Seokjin: did you tell them that because I'm sure they'd let it go if you explained your day. We both know Taehyung would go snuggle with you and Hoseok would probably try to fight whoever upset you.

Yoongi: first off hyung, dumb fucking question. If I had told them, then that would have happened and we wouldn't be broken up or whatever the fuck this is

Seokjin: I'd call it a rough patch

Yoongi: this isn't easy to fix though.

Seokjin: go to Taehyung's house and explain yourself. Hoseok already spoke to me about this and Taehyung keeps wondering when you're going to go over because they decided to give you space.

Yoongi: (*>o<)===3 (a/n that's supposed to be a sigh...)

Seokjin: I got you bruh

~~~Seokjin added Hoseok to the chat~~~

Seokjin: YO

Yoongi: (○'■'○)

Seokjin: Yoongi what the fuck is that?

Hoseok: it's an angry and shocked face

Yoongi: see hyung, Hobi can tell faces damn

Seokjin: you literally went from being all angry and stressed about talking to Hoseok and Taehyung to siding with Hoseok...the love 😍

Yoongi: Hoseok, are you busy today?

Yoongi: Hoseok?

Seokjin: ahem, I got you, JUNG HOSEOK!

Hoseok: YO SHHHHUUUUUT UP SHHHHHHH I'M READING DAMNIT!

Seokjin: damn kid, you dont gotta get angry...frick..

Yoongi: what's with you and not swearing?

Hoseok: "gentlemen don't swear" -Kim Seokjin, 2018

Seokjin: the audacity..

Yoongi: well fuck...that means I'm not a gentleman..

Hoseok: you're a gentleman when it counts

Seokjin: why do i get the eerie feeling that that was meant to be sexual?

Yoongi: because it was..

Hoseok:🤦‍♂️

Seokjin: well...good to know you two are good again...so bye Hoseok

~~~Seokjin removed Hoseok from the chat~~~

Yoongi: hyung..

Seokjin: go get your men and let me live...please...BYE!!!

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