Fun fact, I'm working 9-8 today because my sister doesn't want to come in....wooo
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~~~BTS group chat~~~
Seokjin: so then Joonie just went to open the door, and it like...snapped? But all in all we got Gitae out of the locked room.
Yoongi: this is why you gotta just remove the fucking knobs..
Taehyung: I AM CONCERNED?
Hoseok: ...I'll fight ?
Namjoon: Taehyung? Hoseok hyung...CALM THYSELF!
Jungkook: 👀
Jimin: what happened??
Taehyung:
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Yoongi: uh...what the fuck is that?
Jimin: it's kind of cute??? But also...run away?
Jungkook: is that a motha fuckin opossum??
Seokjin: language...and Taehyung, doll, what the heck?
Taehyung: it started following me while crying as I was walking around the park. I tried to find its family, but I can't find the mom 🥺
Hoseok: no...we're not keeping a fucking opossum as a pet.
Namjoon: that thing could be covered with illness...stay away from it Taehyung.
Jimin: but if he leaves it, it'll die 🥺🥺
Jungkook: oh god, y'all made Jimin soft!
Seokjin: at least take it to a vet??
Yoongi: don't encourage him?!?
Namjoon: I mean...they're kind of cute though...but the vet might take it to a rescue center thing??
Taehyung: Yoongles...Hobi....Sominie named him Pogo and insists on carrying him wrapped in her blanket for safety...
Jimin: tell Sominie I love her
Yoongi: ......well Hoseok, you got a pet opossum now.
Seokjin: oOf!
Hoseok: nah bitch, WE have a pet opossum now...named fucking Pogo..
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Fanfictionjust a BTS group chat....probably not that good.... Just kidding...it must be somewhat good for people to read it ☺☺
