Bangtan Stoopids

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I decided to update yet again due to my laptop dying and me having another 45 minutes of work left..

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~~~VKook dms~~~

Jungkookieee: so then, he fucking slept in JUST MY SHIRT!

Taehyungieee: I've slept in Yoongles' shirts before...but I'm taller so it never feels as comfy but I appreciate the love

Jungkookieee: oh shit right...Yoongi hyung is smaller than the both of you..you poor thing.

Taehyungieee: it's not bad at all. I like being the big spoon sometimes ☺️

Jungkookieee: yeah, but like...I would feel off if Jiminie and I were switched, or if he was bigger then me. No shade to hyung, but...he's just so smol!

Taehyungieee: he's my lil meow meow🥰

Jungkookieee: how about Hoseok hyung? How has he been?

Taehyungieee: stressed..and me trying to comfort him doesn't help 🥺

Jungkookieee: but like.....he isn't being mean or rough or anything is he?

Taehyungieee: he's been kind of mean and cold towards me, but I entertain myself with Sominie, and then Hobi comes to apologize. I understand it's with everything that's going on right now.

Jungkookieee: still fucked up though...

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Namjoon: and that's why Yoongi hyung and I decided to order out

Jimin: I hope whoever that chick is, she isn't stalking you...should I worry for your safety?? 🥺

Yoongi: nah Jiminie, we're fine...you're very soft recently?

Seokjin: YOU NOTICED TOO!?!

Hoseok: extra squishy bub.

Jungkook: his aunts are visiting from the USA again and brought the husbands and children so he's just a little stressed, but all around good....howeva!!! Hoseok hyung...

Namjoon: ah, Jiminie, I'm sorry your family is annoying

Taehyung: Jungkook...noOoooOOoooo

Hoseok: 👀

Jiminie: 👀

Seokjin: ☕

Yoongi: ??

Namjoon: ^mood

Jungkook: I heard you're being a lil bitch again?

Seokjin: LANGUAGE!

Taehyung:  (ㅠ^ㅠ)

Hoseok: uh...excuse me?

Jimin: please don't argue...