365 Days- Book I

49. Joke (poem)

August 18, 2018

"What did the wall say to the other wall? Meet ya at the corner! Hahaha."

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☺ If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

☺The balloon went near the needle for he wanted to be a pop star.

☺If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you've been boared to death?

☺What lies on the ocean bed and is twitching uncontrollably? A nervous wreck.

☺One pen to the other: You are INKredible.

☺Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.

☺Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.

☺Notice on a shoe repair shop: I'll heel you, I'll save your sole, I'll even gladly dye for you.

☺I'd love to know how the Earth rotates. It would totally make my day.

☺Why is the math book so sad? It's got too many problems!

☺How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet.

☺Why was the tomato all red? It saw the salad dressing.

☺Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged every day.

☺What is a typical diet of a sea monster? Fish and ships.

☺37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.

☺Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn't be more delighted.

☺What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: You get a frostbite.

☺Why did the lights go out? A: They liked each other a lot.

☺I nearly drowned yesterday. It was a breathtaking experience.

☺The future, the present, and the past walk into a shady bar. Things get tense.

☺A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach; His condition is now stable.

☺I dig, you dig, she dig, we dig, you dig...the poem may not be beautiful, but it's certainly very deep.

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The only creativity used in this was to google puns and collate the above. But seriously, what exactly does the prompt want me to do?