Bill Skarsgård • Roman Godfrey Imagines

Wrong number

New message from: unknown

Your eyebrows furrow, thumb pressing the notification banner.

Unknown
my back hurts so fucking bad, crouching in order to scare children is tiring

Scaring children? That's odd.

You
hi, um, you have the wrong number. However, I'm sorry your back hurts. I'm also confused as to why you're scaring children?

Unknown
oh shit. I'm so sorry. I'm sort of an actor, weird day on the job I guess you could say. I'm not not doing anything weird I promise haha

You
an actor? Interesting. How do I know that's not a fake fact and you message random numbers all the time so u can get their info and hack their bank accounts? 👀

Hopefully he catches onto your sarcasm.

You have changed unkown to: Actor guy

Actor guy
haha, good one. Who knows, maybe I am. I'm kidding, that was a joke. My name is Bill.

You
nice to meet you maybe actor guy. My name is y/n. It's nice to meet you. I think?

You have changed Actor guy to: Bill ?

Bill ?
You think? Should I be offended, or glad that you think it's nice to meet me?

You smile at your phone screen, feeling more than intrigued by the stranger.

You
Sorry! I didn't mean it like that, I'm actually very pleasantly surprised that you're interesting. Usually unknown numbers are creepy, but you're not. I mean other than the whole 'I scare children thing'

Bill
Still holding that against my head huh? I told you, I'm an actor. I cross my heart I'm not lying

You
Cross your heart? For me? Wow, I must be something special

Bill
You could be

Your heart skips a beat

You
Stoppppp I'm gonna blush and that's not good because I don't even know who you are or what you look like or if you're really an actor or just a good liar

Bill
I'm making you blush? That's cute, y/n. And listen, if you don't believe me that's fine, I bet your name isn't even y/n. I bet it's Bartholomew

You
Where on gods green earth did you pull the name BARTHOLOMEW from you little weasel

Bill
Weasel?! I'm 6'4, I'm no weasel

You gulp. He's tall.

You
I'm trying really hard not to be that girl that gawks at your height

Bill
Im totally fine with the gawking if it's from you, anyone else I'd have a problem with ;)

You
A whole winky face? Stop flirting, I could be married

He could be married.

You
Oh my god are you even single? Not that I'm interested, but, YOU could be the married one

Bill
I'm not married, weasel. And yes, I'm single. And also, I am flirting and I'm a little hurt that you're 'not interested' 🤒

You
I still don't trust you. You're a giant so that means you get away with a lot cause people are scared you're gonna eat them. Giants eat people.