"Taeyeon I'm hom—put some clothes on! Oh my god."
Flustered beyond understanding, Tiffany quickly shuts the door behind her to prevent their neighbors from getting an eyeful of the naked—naked!—girl who greeted her with her usual grin. She glares at Taeyeon, her cheeks aflame in a maddening blush and she tries to keep her eyes above head level which was proving to be quite a herculean task.
It wasn't her first time seeing the girl naked. Oh no, it's definitely not the first time. Heck, it seemed like a preference of Taeyeon to be in as little clothing as possible whenever she can and Tiffany remembers how she had painstakingly gave the alien a sermon on human clothing etiquette when, a week after she had taken her in, she found the girl jumping around in the backyard naked. Thankfully, it had been at the dead hour of the night and no one could have possibly seen what Tiffany oh so blessedly saw.
Tiffany wasn't sure about alien anatomy (if they all looked nearly as human as Taeyeon did or not) but damn did Taeyeon look very much like the finest piece of human being to ever walk on this unworthy planet. The only indication that Taeyeon wasn't your average human were her eyes—which Tiffany still thinks is the most captivating pair she had ever seen.
Taeyeon didn't seem at all fazed by Tiffany's demand. "Welcome home, Fany!" she grinned but it slowly crumbles to a worried frown when Tiffany's face was getting redder by the second. She then notices how Tiffany's eyes started darting everywhere but at her. Concernedly, she approaches the girl who quickly steps back. Hurt at the action, Taeyeon's eyes watered. "I-Is something wrong? I p-promise I didn't eat e-everything in the fridge! I didn't chew on the t-toothpaste tube! I didn't doodle all over the f-floor and covered it with the fluffy carpet you bought yesterday! Please don't be mad!"
The last part had Tiffany looking away from the ceiling and into Taeyeon's guilty eyes. She sighs at the thought of having to scrub the floor clean again but those darn puppy eyes were making it a bit too hard for Tiffany to feel even remotely angry. A bit annoyed yes, but never angry. "I'm not mad Taeyeon-ah. But what did I tell you about walking around without clothes?"
"Erm," the girl meekly mumbled. She peeks at Tiffany through the fringes that fell over her eyes. "You told me not to… but! It got really uncomfortable so I took them off and I was planning to put them back on but I forgot… kind of."
"Did you step out of the house?"
Taeyeon shook her head. "I didn't even go to the backyard."
Tiffany released a relieved breath, "Good. But please put on some clothes now."
"A'ight." Taeyeon fervently nods her head then skips into her room, leaving Tiffany who slapped (real hard) a hand over her curious eyes and prevent herself from gaping.
Taeyeon might think and behave like a child most of the time (not always because she had an unexpectedly mature side that Tiffany was surprised to find out about) but she definitely had the body of a woman. Not just any body of a woman but the body of a woman. The one with curves and bumps in all the right places and Tiffany mentally kicks herself to Mars for even noticing. And Tiffany wasn't quite sure if that was a good thing but it was surely and incredibly detrimental to her mental health.
She tries to ease her mind as she slips off her shoes and places them next to a tiny pair of white Keds before she struts into the living to survey any damages that might have happened while she was away. Surprisingly so, everything was at its usual place except for the fluffy white rug placed over the floor near the kitchen entrance. She knew right there and then that that spot was the scene of the crime.
Tiffany pulls off the rug and a small smile cracked on her lips as she saw the childish doodle of two stick figurines holding hands next to a poorly drawn house with flowers all over... and an oddly placed cactus plant beside it. Above those was what Tiffany supposed was a UFO but it didn't look much different from a floating banana.
Oh Taeyeon sucked at drawing.
But Tiffany appreciated the thought behind it and she was going to tell her very own tiny alien Picasso about how much of a masterpiece it is.
…After giving her an earful about using permanent marker of course.
