incorrect shit featuring the Dads™

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EDIT: (DECEMBER 24)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUUGO AAAAA PLS I HOPE YOURE ANIMATED IN SEASON 2 DADDYYY BEST BUNKER DAD

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Yuugo: *furiously tapping on the table*

Ray: *tapping harder with a smug look*

Lucas: What are they doing?

Emma: Talking in Morse Code

Yuugo: *slams fist on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE-

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Lucas: Shh, you're stressing out the baby

Yuugo: What baby

Lucas: Emma. Emma's the baby. Look at her, you're stressing her out

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Lucas: Hey, look at us

Yuugo: Who would've thought?

Lucas: Not me

*looks at all 60+ of their kids*

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Nat: *playing the piano*

Yuugo: Sing us a song you're the piano man- wait why are you all staring

Nat: *Piano music stops*

Lucas: You were singing just now

Yuugo: No I wasn't shut up

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Yuugo: Repeat after me. Clean the rooms

Kids: Clean the rooms!

Yuugo: Don't touch anything

Kids: Don't touch anything!

Yuugo: And stay out of my way, got it?

Kids: Stay out of your way! Got it, dad!

Yuugo: Wait what-

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*when calling the kids*

Lucas: Come children

Yuugo: Come on buttheads

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So, like, if all the kids shower and bathe by age group and gender it goes like this;

Boys first, ages 5-8, then 9-12, then 13-17
Then girls are next, same age groups to follow

After all the children took a bath, the two adults get to have the bath to themselves cuz would you think Oliver and the other older boys would go shower with their dads I mean they might-

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