Twenty-five: Patches is the MAN

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Ship: Surprise

Thanks for saying the word "cat", Yeetpost

"Babe!" Dream came running out the room in the weirdest way. He stopped in the middle of the living room, staring at his girlfriend.

His girlfriend was sitting on the couch, sipping her tea while reading a book.

"pAtCheS!" Dream yelled. "You're not supposed to have tea! Bad kitty!" He snatched the mug.

Patches got angry. She looked up at Dream and glared before standing tall, head touching the ceiling.

"RAAAAAAAA! GIMME ME TEAAAA!!!" They ran around the house, Patches creating big stomps.

"Patches! It's bad for you!"

"MEOOOOWWW!!!"

Please send help.

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