Scene opens on the building that I.M.P. has their office in, where they are in let another confrontation with Verosika Mayday and her Posse a week after the events of Spring Broken.
Blitzo: What are you still doing here, you STD-riddled WHORE?!
Verosika: Messing with you is just too much fun, Blitzo. So I just decided that we're gonna be working here full time.
Blitzo: No. Absolutely not! I forbid it!
Verosika: You gonna max out my credit cards again, limp dick?
Blitzo: FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN, WOULD YOU DROP THAT ALREADY?!
Vortex and Loona are shown standing the corner, completely uninterested in their bosses' argument.
Loona: I swear, it's like he has the mentality of a five year old.
Vortex: He is a funny little dude when he's angry, I'll give him that.
Loona: I guess. Thanks for inviting me to that party you and girlfriend were hosting.
Vortex: No problem. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
The elevator dings and you step out. While you aren't a full Hellhound, you do have some dog characteristics such as a bushy tail, fangs, and yellow eyes which your glasses were currently covering. You weren't looking where you were going, as your eyes were glued to a piece of paper in your hands. Loona and Verosika both notice you right off the bat.
Verosika: 'Well, hel-lo, good lookin'.
Loona:
A/N: I'm sorely tempted to boop her/give her head pats.
Vortex: (Chuckles) I know that look.
Loona: What look?
Vortex: "Ohh, he's so dreamy. Does he have a girlfriend?"
He laughs in a good-natured manner while Loona pulls out a compact mirror to check her make-up. You hadn't noticed that Verosika was giving you a lust-filled look before purposefully stepping in front of you, making you slightly bump into her.
Y/N: Oof. Oh...uh...sorry...ma'am.
Verosika: That's alright. (Seductively) I'm used to having people fall for me.
You blush and turn away.
Verosika: Cat got your tongue? Or maybe I'll have it in my mouth later, and you'll have mine.
She licks her lips while winking at you.
Blitzo: Oh there you go again, flirting with anything that moves!
Verosika: At least I didn't fuck an Owl just to steal his Grimoire.
While they continued to bicker, Vortex offered you his hand to help you up.
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.