IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)

Guys and Girls Night

A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few aspects. This chapter was based off a chapter idea someone pitched to me a long time ago

Scene opens on You, IMP, and Verosika's group at the house you grew up in. All the women, including your mother, are dressed for a night out.

Roxy: And you're sure you're ok with watching over Gregory tonight?

Y/N: Yeah, it'll be fine, babe. We're just planning to stay in and take it easy tonight anyway.

Roxy: Ok. Just, please don't let him stay up past 9:30. And don't let him drink soda after 8:00. And-

Blitzo: Would you relax? What's the worst that's gonna-

He shuts up as Roxy snarls in his face

Y/N: (petting her) Babe, I promise, he'll be fine. Right, Superstar?

Gregory: (excited) Yeah!

Verosika and the Succubi walk out, with her wearing the same dress she wore at Ozzie's.

Verosika: Hey, Gregory. What do you think of our outfits?

She runs her hands up her leg while the rest of the Succubi pose seductively.

Gregory: nosebleed and tail-wagging

Y/N: (teasing) Still getting flustered when they do that, huh?

Verosika: (teasing) Like you don't?

Y/N: (defensive) I'm not *flustered*. I'm...appreciative.

Verosika: If you say so, Puppy.

She pulls you into a heated kiss before smacking your ass.

Y/N: scaroused dog whimper

D/N: (embracing M/N) Try not to do anything too crazy. And remember that any Hellborn or Sinner who values living will smell me on you, and leave you alone.

M/N: D/N, you're overreacting. I'll be fine.

Verosika: Don't get into any trouble, boys.

She walks out with a sway in her hips with the Succubi blowing kisses at you. You and Gregory enjoy the view with your tails wagging. He then looks up at you with a pleading expression and puppy dog eyes.

Gregory: Teach me your ways.

Cut to your harem and mom at a club in the Pride Ring. Loona had stepped away for a few minutes to take a smoke break, since the rest of them really couldn't stand the smell of her cigarettes. 

Unfortunately, she's approached by a creep trying to get lucky.

Creep: Hey, Gorgeous.

She only lets out a small growl and takes a drag of her cigarette.

Creep: Looking for a good time tonight?

Loona ignores him and takes another drag, causing the Creep to start getting annoyed.

Creep: (nudging her) Hey. I'm talking to you, lady.

Loona only gives him a bored look and blows her cigarette smoke in his face

Creep: What the Heaven is your-

His complaining turns into pained grunting as Loona grabs and crushes his balls.