A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping me with this chapter
Scene opens you, Tex, and the guys, minus Blitz-O because fuck him, finishing up a guys night at the club where Velvet originally seduced you.
Tex: So, Gregory started calling you his big brother?
Y/N: Yes, he has. Kinda surprising to both me and Roxy.
Moxxie: Well, you actually look out for and take care of him.
Kat: He looks up to you.
Josh: On top of that, you are banging his sister.
Ace: You should be surprised if he didn't call you his brother.
After a short while the guys get ready to go their separate ways, with you staying behind to take care of the tab, when you see a familiar Cherub being harassed by some of Valentino's thugs.
Keenie: Fuck off!
Thug 1: Hey, come on. My friends and I just want a little action.
Keenie: Then get fucked somewhere else, I'm not a damn prostitute!
Thug 2: (smacks her) You don't get it, bitch. This is Hell and you're a fallen cherub.
Thug 3: (grabs her) Which means it's open season on you. (reaches his hand up her skirt)
Y/N: She said "fuck off".
The first thug points a gun in your face.
Thug 1: How about you-
He's cut off of as you use your telekinesis to make the thug put his own gun in his mouth, leaving him scared shitless.
Y/N: (smug grin) ...Bang.
The thug is forced to pull the trigger, blowing his own brains out.
Thug 2: You cocksucker!
He tries to punch you, only for you rip his arm off and beat him senseless with it.
Thug 3: (letting go of Keenie) H-h-hey, hey man. L-l-let's all calm down and-
You snap your fingers, making the thug burst into flames. He screams in agony before falling down as a smoldering husk.
Thug 2: My arm!
Y/N: (getting in his face) It's not yours anymore. Tell Valentino to watch his back.
The thug runs off, a trail of urine running down his pants.
Keenie: I didn't need your help! I could've-
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.