You and Loona are shown chilling in her apartment in your demon forms, she had invited you back for celebratory drinks after killing Joshua Leslie. She was rummaging through her refrigerator, making sure to sway her hips.
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A/N: Step aside MLP Luna. There's a new moonbutt to capture people's attention.
She comes back carrying a bottle of Cheap Booze and sits in your lap while giving you a seductive look before chugging from it and offering it to you.
Y/N: You serious?
Loona: What? It's not like I have cooties or anything. That COVID shit only affects humans.
You shrug and take a swig from the bottle.
Loona: Ya know, most people might say we just kissed.
You choke slightly and try to play it off as a cough.
Loona: But I'm not most people. Trust me (leans in and whispers in a seductive voice), you'll definitely know when I kiss you.
She grinds on you a little before chucking at your flustered reaction.
Loona: Dang, dude. It's not like we're fucking. No need to pitch a tent.
Y/N: (Flustered) I'm not! (Looks down) Oh shit.
She gets off you and gives you a flirty look.
Loona: When was the last time you got laid?
Y/N: Never.
Loona: Wait...you're a virgin?
Y/N: Yep.
Loona: Not trying to sound like a prying bitch or anything but...why?
Y/N: When I was in High School, the only people who got laid were Whores and Troublemakers. And you might not believe it, but I was a colossal straight arrow back when I was a teenager.
Loona: (smirking) So I take it you were zero fun at parties.
Y/N: (smirking) Never got invited to any.
Loona: Seriously?
Y/N: You pretty much only got invited if you were an athlete or a close friend of an athlete. Not to mention the-
Your eyes start to glow red
Y/N: -alcoholic, drug addicted punks who thought that their social status and parents' money allowed them to do whatever the fuck they wanted and never face any consequences, and deserve to rot in jail, before rotting *down here* (angry dog noises).
Loona: I take it College wasn't any better.
Y/N: Eh. I just choose to focus on school. That and...the whole...murdering rapists aspect.
