IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)

Mission: Antarctica

A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a couple things.

Scene opens on a file for a new target.

Target: ???

Location: Antarctica, near McMurdo Station.

Description: A man-eating beast, no clear description.

Info: Client wants us to hunt down the man-eater that killed him and now poses a risk to his fellow researchers. Personally I think he's being a little bitch, he's already dead so why go through the trouble of hiring someone to...why are you still typing? Are you writing this all down? Moxx, I wear to fucking Satan you are behind stupi-

Ow! Y/N, quit punching me! OW! OK, OK! I'll apologize to Moxxie! 

Good! I thought you were actually gonna try to not be an asshole, anyway!

Cut to a portal opening, with you, Moxxie, Millie, Strika and Blitzo falling through into Antarctica. The four of them are dressed in winter gear while you don't need it due to your pyrokinesis keeping you warm. Blitzo has a black eye.

Blitzo: Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off, where is that thing supposed to be?

Millie: The client said it was near the research station.

Moxxie: Th-th-th-that research station?

Cut to an exterior shot of McMurdo station, its door is seen being repeatedly opened and closed in the wind.

Y/N: Let's just get this over with.

The four of you start walking towards it. You extend your hands towards Strika and M&M, using your pyrokinesis to warm them. They nuzzle into your chest and you wrap your tail around them.

Moxxie: Thanks, Y/N.

Millie: Thanks, Puppy.

She pulls you down to kiss your cheek.

Strika: I'll never get tired of nuzzling into this nice, warm fur.

She kisses your other cheek. 

Blitzo: F-F-Fucking seriously?

Y/N: What? I only have two hands and one tail.

As the five of you get closer, you notice a broken window.

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs. That can't be good.

The four of you walk in, seeing the researchers brutally massacred.

Y/N: (taken aback) My god...

Millie: These guys were torn to shreds. 

Strika: I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this.

Moxxie: What and/or who could've done this?

You start rifling through notes.

Y/N: "Project: Evolution"? (reading) Test subjects show increased durability, increased hostility, and above average intelligence. There have been some carcasses we've had to dump, but they're worthless birds and masses of blubber. It's all for science. Our clients will be pleased. (crumples notes) Scumbags.

Millie: What does all that mean?

Y/N: It means they were conducting illegal experiments on the local wildlife for, I guess, some sort of super-soldier program.