A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf, who was a huge help with this chapter.
Scene opens in the living world. You are at your parents house, getting ready for a party with your harem and friends. Unfortunately, you had invited guests.
Camera pans to Martha, the Cherubs, Strika, and Robo-Fizz hiding the bushes by your house.
Cletus: Alright, so we have to do is draw him out and take the shot.
Robo Fizz: S-s-sounds eeeasy.
Martha: I can't wait to make that fleabag's pelt into a coat.
Collin: (meekly) What's his position?
Strika and Keenie are using binoculars to monitor the house and get distracted by you wearing lounge pants and no shirt.
Strika & Keenie: sigh dreamily
Cletus grabs the binoculars from Strika.
Strika: Hey!
Cletus: There he is, that filthy mutt.
Strika: Hey, man baby. (holds up her hand) Pick out two fingers.
Cletus: Uhh, okay. (picks her index and middle finger) One, two.
Strika uses the chosen fingers to poke Cletus in the eyes and takes the binoculars back, continuing to ogle at you.
Cletus: Ow! You fucking whore!
Strika: Oh, shut up.
Without looking, she uses her tail to whip Cletus across the face.
Martha: Alright everyone, get into position.
Meanwhile in the house, you are just now getting out of bed. You are wearing lounge pants but no shirt, as Loona and Verosika come up behind you and snake their hands around your chest while running their claws down your back.
Verosika: Puppy, do you have to get out of bed?
Loona: We could've gone one more round.
They both try to reach a hand down your pants.
M/N: (sternly) Keep that in the bedroom.
Loona & Verosika: (fearful) Yes, ma'am!
Cerberus: About time you got out of bed, boy. Now, if you can manage, stop fucking your girlfriends for a little while and get dressed so we can get cooking.
You are now wearing a pair of swim trunks and a muscle shirt designed to look like the American flag.
Y/N: So, what are we doing?
Cerberus: I just spread the coals and we'll cook the burgers and hotdogs for lunch when it's at temp.
Y/N: We're smoking ribs for dinner, right?
Cerberus: That's already started, we just have to monitor it.
Cerberus: Also, when are your-
As if to answer his question, a portal opens and the rest of your harem and your friends walk through.
Millie and Sallie May pounce on you, giving you kisses.
Roxy jumps on your back and gives you love bites.
The succubi gather around you and you give each of them a short but passionate kiss.
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