Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping me for a few things on this chapter.
Scene opens on Loona in IMP's office reading a magazine called IMPGossip. The cover highlights an interview with Verosika about how "Binge drinking is sexy". She takes a swig of alcohol and places it on the Grimoire. A portal soon opens, the screams of your latest victims can be heard as a tree falls through the portal into the office, followed by the severed head of a Lumberjack.
You and Moxxie pop out of the tree revving chainsaws, with you reverting from your human disguise back to your Demon form. Blitzo walks in with an ax.
Blitzo: Wooo, that was a fuck ton of Lumberjacks!
Millie scurries in like an animal, carrying an ax between her teeth
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Millie: Ahhhh! I'm still so jazzed up!
She screams in excitement yet again while breaking her ax.
Moxxie: Well, you better *stay* jazzed, babe. Because guess we're I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: (Teasingly) Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Millie: (With her eyes sparkling) Ozzie's?!?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well...I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: (Pouncing on him) Oh, Moxxie!
She kisses him several times before the two of them start full-on making out.
Blitzo: Okay...uh...
He turns to you and Loona
Blitzo: The three of us tonight! How 'bout it?
Y/N: Oh. Sorry, Blitzo. But it's my six-month anniversary with Loona and Verosika, and I wanted to do something special for them.
You walk over to Loona's desk and the two of you hold hands lovingly before Verosika walks through the door.
Verosika: Hey, Puppy. I got your text. What's up?
Y/N: Well, since we've been dating for half a year, I wanted to give the two of you something to show how much you mean to me.
Loona: Babe, you didn't have to-
Y/N: I know. But I'd feel bad if I didn't do something for the two lovely ladies who taught me love was possible. Okay, close your eyes and put your hands out.
