Scene opens on a dark room with several monitors showcasing the events of past episodes and chapters being watched by two bumbling government agents only referred to as Agent 1 and Agent 2.
Agent 1 is a Caucasian male with Brown hair and side burns.
Agent 2 is a dark-skinned female with Blonde hair
They pause on a frame of Blitzo in front of horses with a derpy expression on his face.
Agent 1: Right there. That was the first sighting.
Agent 2: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically-targeted people, but why?
Agent 1: They always attack at random, all over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next.
A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by an angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a hole in the wall that is covered with small wood planks. Forming a little peek hole to the outside. They then see the source of all the racket, Blitzo outside on top of some trash bags and dumpsters looking around.
Agent 2: Ah well, that's convenient.
Cut to IMP standing outside of the building.
Blitzo: Shhh! Remember we can't be seen.
Y/N: (in your human disguise) Says the guy who just fell on a bunch of trash bags.
Blitzo: I said shush your pussy-licking lips, Y/N!
Moxxie heads towards the portal until he hears a gun cock.
Blitzo: Get down!
He tackles Moxxie to the ground as a net flies over their heads. You turn and see Agent 1 reloading his weapon while Agent 2 scales down the building.
Y/N: Shit! We're made!
You grab a trash can lid and toss it like a frisbee at Agent 1, striking the weapon in his hands. He yelps in surprise as it clatters to the ground. Agent 2 attempts a roundhouse kick, but you grab her foot and kick her in the leg, causing her to yell out in pain before you toss her to the ground. Loona is holding the Grimoire with a conflicted expression.
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.