Scene opens on a commercial
Alastra: Well, hello there, you wayward sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?
Cut to Angel Dust in Valentino's studio
Angel Dust: Ohhhh, daddy, I-uh- do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?
Alastra: (voice-over) Of course you do! That's why you're in hell!
The scene shows Alastra with some of the Egg Bois talking to an Overlord.
Alastra: (voice-over) What would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?
The scene shows you, Charlie, Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious and Razzle and Dazzle standing in front of a table with decorations.
Alastra: Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! You're last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!
Camera pans out to show Alastra talking to you, Charlie, and Vaggie.
Alastra: So, what do ya think?
Vaggie: I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?!
Y/N: (awkward) It looks great, babe. Just-
Charlie: One note...
Scene cuts to You, Charlie, and Vaggie holding hands before a scene shows Sir Pentious dressed like an Admiral, Angel Dust dressed like a Mobster, Husk wearing his clothes, and Niffty cackling like a psychopath.
Charlie: This place is about second chances. To convince Heaven that the people of Hell can be redeemed.
On the street.
Charlie: Hi, mister!
Asshole: Go fuck yourself!
Charlie:
Charlie: (singing) Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you can taste it?
Cut to Charlie pitching her idea to Adam and Lute. You are shown standing behind her, ready to fight Adam or Lute if necessary.
Adam: Pfft! Ha ha ha ha ha! (nudging Lute in a jovial manner) You're gonna help Sinners? Fucking hilarious! (points at you) You really think dime-a-dozen Dogface Mcgee over here has a chance? (laughs harder)
Y/N: (smiling through gritted teeth) Can't believe I'm technically descended from this asshat...
Cut to Charlie putting her hand on Angel Dust's door while crying.
Charlie: (singing) It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut.
Cut to Charlie holding your and Vaggie's hands.
Charlie: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
Husk: Are you fucking high?!
Cut to Cherri tossing a bomb to Charlie.
Cherri: Here. Hold this.
Charlie: Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Y/N: I got it, babe.
You pinch the fuse and absorb the fire into yourself.
Charlie: (singing) For the first time in my life-
Charlie is shown walking past Cannibals devouring a corpse, causing blood to get her eye.
Charlie: Holy shit! Why?!?!
Cut to the Pride Ring on fire.
Vaggie: We've got 24 hours before The Extermination begins. Let's get to work!
Charlie: (singing) And although I kinda feel unsteady, now I need to be ready for this.
Scene shows the Exterminators butchering Sinners before the scene cuts to Vox in his lair.
Vox: They're gonna fucking die! (laughing) They're- they're gonna die!
Cut to the Hotel
Y/N: (furious) What the fuck are *you* doing here?!?!
Pans to show the Legion of Doom standing in the lobby.
Andrealphus: In case you haven't noticed, Hell is being invaded. Which means just this once, the enemy of our enemy...is our friend.
Your eye twitches and you growl while flames and smoke radiate off your body. The Hotel Crew all dive for cover.
Cut to You and Charlie in the Cannibal district.
Alastra, Rosie, and Cannibals: (singing) For the first time in our lives, we know that we are ready for this!
Charlie: (singing) We'll show Heaven a fight they won't forget!
Ozzie and Bee: (singing) It's time to take a stand!
Charlie: (singing) It's time to lend a hand! Against the Angels and their deadly threat!
Legion of Doom and Overlords: (singing) We cannot take it anymore!
Y/N, Cerberus, IMP, Verosika's Crew, and Hotel Crew: (singing) The time has come to go to war!
All: (singing) Prepare to fight, we're ready for this!!!
Alastra: It's time I remind everyone why I'm here...
She turns into her full demon form and decimates mobsters attacking the Hotel.
Scene shows several brief clips featuring;
Adam flying forward looking pissed and ready for a fight
Lucifer talking to Charlie and lighting his rubber ducks on fire
You holding a hand over your eye with a pained expression while blood trickles through your fingers
You, Charlie, and Vaggie sharing an intimate moment
Angel and Husk singing a duet together
Adam cutting off power throughout the Pride Ring
Charlie: (singing) I really hope that I'm ready for this...
Scene cuts to Angel Dust dressed as a Mobster while Sir Pentious is dressed as a Sailor licking a Lollipop.
Angel Dust: "I'm a bad man who never got enough hugs. Where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Who wrote this?!
Charlie: It's great, right? Keep going!
Sir Pentious: This might work better if you replaced him with my nemesis; the Son of-
Y/N: (exasperated) You're not my nemesis!!!
End of trailer.
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.