IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)

Milky and Cookies (One Shot. 18+)

A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for the date idea

This takes place before the events of Ozzie's

Scene opens on Milky in her apartment. She adjusts her hair and her dress before she hears knocking at the door and checks the clock.

Upon opening the door, she sees you standing with a music video pulls up and a dorky grin on your face. She rolls her eyes good-naturedly.

Milky: Alright. Whatever you're gonna do, just do it.

You start the music video.

Y/N: Oh you gonna take me home tonight, Oh down beside your red fire light, Oh you gonna let it all hang out, Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round!

Milky: (blushing and trying to hold in laughter) You're such a dork.

Y/N: You know you like it. But in all seriousness, with an ass that THICC, I'm surprised your name isn't Cream.

Milky: (playfully hitting you) Stop it! Stop it!

Y/N: Where would you like to go?

Milky: Somewhere classy.

Y/N: Anything for my plump Shortstack.

Milky: You're really going to pay for this later, Puppy.

Y/N: That a threat or are you sweetening the deal?

Milky: Come here you! (pulls you down into a kiss)

Y/N: Dang. And here I thought Millie was the only feisty shortstack I was dating.

Milky: Aw, come on. You know you love it when we get feisty with you. 

Y/N: That I do.

Scene transitions to the same restaurant that you took Kiki to. Due to being on good terms with the head chef, you were given one of the best tables. Secluded, on a rooftop, with a great view over a large portion of the Pride Ring.

Milky: How are you on such good terms with the Head Chef? I've never been here before.

Y/N: I toke a job for him in order to get a reservation for Kiki a while back. 

Milky: You've started taking kill contracts outside of IMP?

Y/N: Yeah. My six-month anniversary with Loona and Verosika is coming up and I'm trying to save up to get these lockets I saw in a jewelry store earlier. 

Milky: Dang. You really go all out for us.

You reach out and take her hand from across the table. 

Y/N: I really owe it to all of you. Before I died and came here, I never had a girlfriend. I was convinced I would end up like Blitzo; someone who uses their relationship issues as an excuse to act like a jerk to everyone.

Milky lays her other hand on top of yours reassuringly.

Milky: Babe. You're nothing like that limp-dick creep. You actually care about people. You should've seen Verosika before she started dating you.

Y/N: What was she like?

Milky: Temperamental. Lot of mood swings. And she was addicted to that damn Beelzejuice. Fuck, she was even in rehab for a while.