IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)

Saviors

A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

We open right where the last chapter ended. 

Mecha-Y/N: (chuckles) ...Sic' em, Y/N.

You charge toward Strika and the Hotel crew, swinging your sword down as Husk leaps out of the way.

Husk: Geez!

Angel: What's the plan, Princess? 

Charlie: We have to find a way to subdue Y/N without hurting him.

Rosie: We can handle the rest, just find a way to help your boyfriend!

The Cannibals bare their teeth and most of the Legion flinches.

Mecha-Y/N: Oh, just try it, freaks! I'm 95% metal! 

Y/N: (fake smile) Aw, come on, don't be like this. I missed you guys.

Charlie: Something's wrong. This isn't you. This-this isn't *you*. 

Y/N: On the contrary, I feel more like myself than I have in years!

You charge forward as the others dash inside the Hotel, the rest of the Legion behind held at bay by the Cannibals.

A lasso suddenly wraps around Keenie before she's pulled into the shadows, revealing Strika.

Strika: The others can handle Y/N. (under her breath) Hopefully. (regularly) Let's just get out of here before those Cannibals decide we're food as well. Do you fellow Velvette, by any chance?

Keenie nods and two of them run off as the camera pans back to the Legion just as Cannibal bites Stella's hand.

Stella: Ow, my fingie!

Valentino: (rolls eyes) Don't say "fingie". You're an adult. 

A Cannibal bites his arm.

Valentino: OW! Fucking Christ! 

Charlie and Vaggie shut and lock the doors.

Vaggie: Get some of those barricades over here!

Before they can, you slash through the doors with your sword. 

Y/N: Heeeeeere's Johnny! 

You kick the splintered doors open and brandish your sword.

Y/N: (innocently) Who to gut first? (pointing with sword) Eeenie, Meenie, Minie, *you*.

You end up pointing your sword at Sir Pentious.

He yelps and slithers out of the way before lashing out with his tail, knocking you off balance. 

Husk jumps and latches onto your back, trying to put you into a chokehold before you grab and throw him, tossing him across the bar.

Niffty charges at you with her sewing needle, stabbing at you vigorously.

Y/N: (dodging) Woah! Ok.

You backhand her, knocking her to the ground and knocking her out.

Alastra: I wish that I didn't have to do this, darling. (demonic) But nobody puts their hands on Niffty that way.

She lashes out with her shadow tentacles and they grab onto you and lift you mid-air.

Y/N: (struggling) Get this c-list Hentai porn off of me! 

As you continue struggling, your sunglasses fall off and reveal your spiraling eyes to the others.