A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
I wouldn't say I rushed myself. Subtitles were available, and this episode came out around noon yesterday. There was also stuff I had planned for a while.
Scene opens on you and Stolas sitting by his pool. Stolas is in his chair reading a book with a glass of wine.
You are shown sitting at a poolside table looking over case files, a filled out crossword puzzle sits at the edge.
Unfortunately for the two of you, Blitzo climbs over the wall uninvited.
Blitzo: Hello, hello, hello, my favorite powerfuls!
Stolas:
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Y/N:(angry dog growl)
Blitzo: You guys haven't-
He trips and falls in thorny bushes.
Blitzo: -AH! You guys haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you guys a bunch of funny shit, so what gives?
Y/N: Oh, yeah, that reminds me. (writing down) Note to self, block Blitzo's number.
Stolas: (not looking up from his book) I was hoping our lack of "ha ha's" in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator that neither of us want to talk right now.
Blitzo: Oh, come on, guys. We just had a rough night, emotions were high, and we all said some stuff we didn't mean.
Y/N: Funny. I meant every word I said when you insinuated that I was somehow leading Loona on, and this (flashes wedding band) means fucking nothing to you.
Blitzo: C'mon, Stolas. You always want to hear from me.
Stolas heaves an annoyed sigh and closes his book.
Stolas: Blitzo, what is it that you want?
Blitzo: I want to feel like I'm *earning* my way to earth, so get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can (leans in) fuck it!
