You, Vortex, and the Incubi are having a guys night at a bar/ strip club while Moxxie is with Millie and Blitzo is doing...whatever the fuck Blitzo does when he's alone. Probably jacking off to My Little Pony.
Vortex: Let me get this straight. So you guys and Cherri Bomb crashed the venue at a nightclub, and your performance got so wild and crazy that it burned the place down. Did I miss anything?
Y/N: No, that's pretty much it.
The Incubi nod.
Vortex: I take one night off, and this is the shit you get into. I actually wish I saw that in person.
Ace: It was great!
Josh: Spectacular!
Kat: Awesome!
Y/N: What they-
You're interrupted by the sounds of a woman struggling.
???: Get off me!
You see a woman in a hooded coat struggling against two thugs.
Thug 1: No need to be that way darling.
Thug 2: Just relax and let us take care of you.
Y/N: She said fuck off.
Vortex: You can do this either the easy way or the hard way.
Thug 1: Please. What're you two gonna-
You punch him in the face, knocking out several of his teeth.
Vortex grabs the other goon by the throat and throws him to you. You hit the other goon with a roundhouse kick and he flies across the room.
Y/N: (to the woman) You gonna be alright?
Hooded Woman: (hugs you) Oh thank you, I was so scared!
Y/N: Think nothing of it. If you don't need anymore help, my friend and I have to go.
Hooded Woman: I'll be fine, thanks again.
She kisses you on the cheek. You walk off with a blush on your face while Vortex snickers like Muttley.
Vortex:
Hooded Woman: He's just as perfect as I imagined!
Thug 1: (with blood pouring out of his mouth) You didn't say we get our asses kicked.
Hooded Woman: You got paid, get over it.
She kicks the goon in the face, knocking him out.
Hooded Woman: Now for Phase 2.
She walks the back entrance of the strip club, removes her hood, and walks up to the strippers.
Velvet: I'm changing up the performance.
Stripper: Like hell you are-
She pales upon seeing that she mouthed off at an Overlord that was known for being pretty crazy.
Velvet: Excuse me?
Stripper: (scared for her life) Whatever you say, Ma'am!
Velvet: Perfect!
Scene cuts to you and the guys taking shots of straight rum.
The lights suddenly go off and "I feel so Numb" by Rob Zombie starts playing.
Y/N: Dafuq?
Josh: Don't recall this being scheduled.
Kat: I'm not complaining.
You and Vortex stare at each other wide-eyed as a well-known figure walks to one of the stripper poles.
Vortex: Is that Velvet?!
Y/N: The Overlord?
Velvet starts stripping, revealing an outfit that covers the bare minimum and has paw prints on her breasts and an image of a dog with it's tongue out over her nether-regions
Vortex: (leaning over to you) I think she's trying to send you a message, dude.
You looked slightly confused and slightly concerned, wondering why an Overlord would direct an erotic dance towards you.
As the song ends, Velvet gives you bedroom eyes and struts down the stage towards you.
She puts her foot on your shoulder before stepping onto your chair and straddling you. She wraps a piece of cloth from her outfit around your neck and pulls you into a heated kiss.
Vortex and the Incubi: 0_0
Velvet: (contentedly) Perfect. How would you like to add me to your harem, sexy? I promise I won't make you leave any of your other girlfriends.
Y/N: (sweating) I'll have to talk to them, I don't just want to rush into a relationship with someone I've never met. No offense.
Velvet: Understandable. In the meantime...
She gives you a lingering kiss on the cheek and slips her number in your coat-pocket.
Velvet: A little something to remember me by.
She gives you a flirty wink before hopping off you and walking back stage.
End of chapter. I know this one was a little shorter, but the next one will be longer.
Some announcements;
In case you haven't heard, Charlie got slightly redesigned and her name's been changed to "Charlie Morningstar". I don't have an issue with this. She looks more demonic and I can buy that she's the Princess of Hell.
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After the Velvet lemon, I should be all caught up on girls in the harem. I have a couple one shots planned, including;
