Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping me with this Holiday Special.
A/N: Your harem members are the same as the ones in the Halloween Special
The scene opens on the early morning, with you decorating IMP's office with a variety of Christmas decorations and a Tree while wearing a Reindeer Antler Headband and singing Christmas Carols to yourself
Y/N: (singing) Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin. We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year
You use your telekinesis to grab several colorful lights from a box and string them up around the office.
Y/N: Not a bad start, L/N.
At the moment, Blitzo, Loona, Moxxie, and Millie walk in. Blitzo immediately glares at the festive decorations
Blitzo: What the fuck is this shit?
Y/N: Christmas decorations, shit-for-brains.
Blitzo: What the fuck is Christmas?!
Moxxie: It's a human holiday, sir. It started as-
Loona: It started as a Northern European pagan winter holiday where people get together, exchange gifts, get drunk around a fire, get into fist fights, and get more drunk until everyone passes out. Then the Christians hijacked it, trying to force everyone to convert.
Moxxie: Uh, what she said.
Millie: Is it that time of year already?
Y/N: Yes! In fact, it's December 24th. I'm kinda surprised it took THIS long to get this stuff down here from my old house on Earth.
Blitzo: Take it down.
Y/N: Make me.
Blitzo: (Pulling his gun) Alright you lit-
You use your telekinesis to pull the gun out of his hand and point it in his face.
Blitzo: ...Like I said, keep them up as long as you like.
He backs into his office while you keep threatening him with his own gun.
Y/N: You guys wanna help me finish decorating?
Loona, Millie, and Moxxie: Sure.
Moxxie: : Hey, how about we get one of those Elf on a Shelf-
Y/N: Moxxie, if you actually bring one of those things in, I will shove the tree up your ass and use you as the topper.
Moxxie: (scared for his life) Never mind.
Scene transitions to you and Loona baking Cookies (with Dog friendly ingredients) together.
Loona: You really like this Holiday, huh?
Y/N: I love this Holiday! I know that the world's gone to shit now. And as a Demon, I shouldn't really care about Human traditions but...this was the one time a year it felt like nothing could go wrong. Just me and my family loving each other and living in the moment.
Loona: That's adorable.
The two of you kiss briefly before she licks your face a few times.
Y/N: (Chuckling) Loonie, you know how ticklish I get when you do that.
Loona: That just makes you even cuter! (sultry) Come here, Puppy. (Goes back to licking you)
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanficYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.
