Let's Kill the Easter Bunny. (One-shot)

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A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for the Scenario

Sometime after Season 1.

It was like any other day at the IMP office, with Millie and Moxxie working together like always, you sitting at the receptionist desk with Loona sitting in your lap , and Blitzo doing whatever the fuck Blitzo does. 

A/N: Looking at Horse porn. Let's not kid ourselves.

A small group of people walk through the door with the oldest, a woman, steps forward.

Woman: Is this the Immediate Murder Professionals?

Loona: Yes, it is.

Y/N: What do you need, ma'am?

Woman: We'd like to place a hit.

Y/N: Alright. Just follow me, Miss-

Woman: Vanessa.

A/N: This is not FNAF Vanessa. Vanny's already in Hell.

Y/N: I'm Y/N. Follow me.

Cut to Blitzo's office.

Blitzo: Alright, let's talk business. Who do you want dead?

Vanessa: The Easter Bunny.

Y/N: Say what?

Blitzo: HAHAHA! Seriously, who do you want dead?

Vanessa and her group just give Blitzo angry glares.

Blitzo: Oh, you're serious.

Vanessa: That sick twisted fuck snuck into all of our rooms and... did th-

Blitzo: Oh come on, hurry up and get to the good stuff!

Vanessa: What?!

Blitzo: You know, the part wh-

Y/N: Blitzo, go get Coffee.

Blitzo: Hey, you don't-

You look at him with a neutral face while your eyes glow. 

Y/N: (calmly) Now.

Blitzo: (scared shitless) Uh, right, right away. How do you take it?

Y/N: (sitting at the desk) Lots of cream and lots of sugar.

Loona and Millie: That's not the only cream he takes.

Blitzo: (nervous) Right away. (quickly leaves.)

Y/N: Please continue.

Vanessa: Like I was saying, he broke into all our rooms at night and- (tearing up) Did things to us.

Y/N: You don't have to go over everything if you don't want to.

Vanessa: No, this subhuman trash needs to suffer. He...he ties us down, says the most disgusting things before he...touches us.

Your eyes start glowing again, as you were thoroughly disgusted by the target's behavior.

Vanessa: And then he...

She breaks down crying and hugs you for comfort as she cries into your shoulder. 

You reciprocate and run your hand down her back in a soothing manner.

Y/N: It's going to be okay. I promise, this fucker will pay for what he's done.

You, Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzo gear up and get ready to head out.

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