Sometime after the events of Season 1.
Scene opens on you walking down the hallway of an apartment complex, nervously running your hand through your hair.
Y/N: Alright, nothing to freak out about. You've gone on plenty of dates, you have a harem for Lucifer's sake. This is just another date...with your former teacher from when you were alive...who looks incredibly attractive as a demon. Gah!
You nervously knock on an apartment door.
???: Just a second.
The door swings open and you see Ms. Mayberry wearing nothing but a towel.
Y/N: Quit blushing like a doofus, L/N! You've seen your girlfriends in towels before. Hell, you've seen all of your girlfriends naked! Why is this affecting me so much? Is it because she's an older woman? No, of course not! You literally had sex with Millie and Sallie May's mother last week.
Ms. Mayberry: (Happily) Y/N! What brings you by?
Y/N: (blushing) I was thinking about how we met at the coffee shop a while ago. And I was wondering if-
Ms. Mayberry: Yes. I'll go out with you.
Y/N: I-I mean it doesn't have to be a *date*-
Ms. Mayberry: Y/N, we're both adults, you have an open relationship with numerous women, and I'm single. It's a date. Just give me a few minutes to get ready.
She kisses you on the cheek before closing the door.
Cut to the two of you sitting next to each other at a cafe. You are shown nervously drumming your fingers on the table.
Ms. Mayberry: He's so cute.
She places her hands on top of yours.
Ms. Mayberry: Y/N, you have nothing to be nervous about. Just treat me like you would any other woman you're on a date with.
???: What do we have here?
Ms. Mayberry: Fuck off, Gerold!
Gerold: You seriously expect me to forget that you sent me down here, Matilda?
Matilda: Well, maybe you shouldn't have cheated on me with that Hillbilly slut!
Gerold: Well, maybe if you-
He's cut off as you rise out of your seat and glare at him. He pales seeing that you're a foot and a half taller than him.
Y/N: I suggest you leave. Now.
Gerold: (trying to act tough) Why should I?
Y/N: (conjuring a fireball) Because if you don't, I'll roast ya. Sure, Sinners can bounce back from pretty much anything other than angelic weaponry. But getting set on fire will still hurt. A lot.
Gerold: Where do you get off talking to me like that, kid?!
Y/N: Well, let's see; I murder greedy scumbags and deranged psychopaths on a pretty much daily basis. One of my girlfriends is *the* Princess of Hell. I'm related to a high ranking Demon. And I have Stella Goetia and her goon squad shaking in their boots.
Gerold: (wetting himself) Who are you?
Y/N: The Son of Cerberus.
You thrust your hand up and Gerold is catapulted off his feet and launched into the distance.
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.
