A/N: Thanks to Renowned Wolf for helping with a few things.
The night before your wedding;
You, Cerberus, the guy members of IMP and Verosika's crew (including Gregory), Eddie, and Shaggy are shown at a laser tag arena, celebrating the Bachelor Party that Moxxie put together for you.
You, Cerberus, Moxxie, and Blitzo are on one team while everyone else is on the other.
Tex: Remind me again why we let the three guys who murder people for a living be on the same team against the rest of us?
Ace: Yeah...in hindsight, that wasn't the best idea we've had.
Kat: Just keep an eye out. Guns are Moxxie's forte.
They hear a thud and Gregory instinctively fires, hitting a pedophile demon in the eyes with the bright light.
Pedo: OW! Aw, man. I just came here to creep on some kids! Is that so wrong?!
Still blinded, she runs away and bumps into one of the barriers, knocking herself out.
Josh: O_o. She deserved that.
The others voice their agreement.
While they're distracted, you, Cerberus, Moxxie, and Blitzo pop out of the shadows and hit all of their vests.
Eddie: Oh, come on!
Shaggy: Man...
Blitzo: What'd you expect, putting all of us on the same team?
Hellhounds: We get it!
Moxxie: (pulling out convoluted list) Ok, now that round 5 of laser tag is checked off, I just need to re-re-re double-check the wedding guest list.
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