Scene opens on Loona sitting at her desk with an uninterested expression due to it being a slow day at IMP. Only one client had come in, and only wanted his gold digger ex-girlfriend assassinated. She looks at the various knick-knacks on her desk; a bowl of dog treats, bobbleheads of Moxxie and Millie, and a picture involving you. Her Boyfriend. The picture consists of you and her standing out of a burning movie theater that the two of you set on fire after realizing that everything playing there sucked. In the picture, you are shown with a flustered smile due to Loona giving you a surprise kiss on the cheek.
She sighs contently and hugs the picture to her chest before noticing a certain...warmth...between her legs.
Loona: Already? I just fucked Y/N this morning. And last night.
The heat between her legs gets warmer as she remembers jumping you in the shower earlier in the day, initiating an aggressive make-out session before sucking you dry.
Loona: Fuck, his cum is so tasty.
The heat between her legs starts to become unbearable as she starts to pant heavily. She grabs the photo of you, rushes into a supply closet on the floor, and locks herself in.
Wasting no time at all, she lowers her pants and starts pleasuring herself while staring at the photo of you.
Loona: You're so fucking perfect.
She presses a gentle kiss to the picture before biting her lip to hold in the moans while she continued to touch herself.
Loona: And when you get back, I'm gonna fuck you until you pass out.
She chuckles to herself while fantasizing about what she intends to put you through, while finishing up her self-service and sighing contently. She cleans herself up and returns to her desk right as a grimoire portal opens and you reenter the office along with Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie. As the three Imps prepare to head out for the night, Loona corners you and pins you against the wall.
Loona: Hey, cutie pie.
Y/N: (slightly nervous) Hey, babe.
She starts sniffing at you before licking the crevice of your neck.
Loona: I missed you.
She starts kissing down your neck while trailing her hands down your chest.
Y/N: (Holding back a moan) I missed you too, but I was only gone for half an hour.
Loona: That's a half hour too long.
She starts fiddling with your belt and you grab her hands gently.
Y/N: Wait.
Loona: (Pouting slightly) Why?
Y/N: Are you feeling okay? You've seemed sorta...outta it these past couple days.
Loona stares into your eyes before sighing.
Loona: Look, babe, the truth is...I'm in heat.
Y/N: Uh...what?
Loona: Basically, it means that I'm super fucking horny.
She pushes you onto her desk, straddles you, and runs her hands through your hair.
Loona: And I need my super handsome, supportive, and loving boyfriend to help me through it (slight Yandere laugh).
Y/N: Loona...
She pins your hands above your head and gives you bedroom eyes.
Loona: Aw, come on. Don't you wanna pound your Hound?
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.