A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a couple things.
The episode begins with Vaggie , Niffty, Husk, Angel, Alastra and Sir Pentious all sitting in the hotel's lounge, them now knowing the truth about Vaggie's past.
Niffty: So, like where are your wings?
Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have--
Angel: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?
He fluffs his chest for emphasis.
Niffty tugs at the top of Vaggie's shirt and tries to look down her chest.
Vaggie groans in annoyance while grabbing Niffty's hand and dropping her on the floor.
Vaggie: Any other questions?
Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit? This was way worse than the last time and now Y/N will won't return any of our calls.
Vaggie: I...(sighs sadly) it's complicated.
Angel: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.
Alastra gets a smug grin before teleporting away in shadows.
The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying while Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with Tissues. Alastra reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.
Alastra: Oh Charlie, you look an absolute mess.
Charlie: (glaring) Ugh, go away, Alastra.
Alastra sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers
Alastor: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?
Charlie emerges from the covers.
Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, you bitch.
Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastra to appear laying beside her.
Alastra: Who's joking?
Charlie, scared, jumps and falls off of the bed.
A/N: Hoovies
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Alastra: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.
