A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things. And no, we didn't rush or push ourselves.
Scene opens on you, Loona, and Verosika stepping out of the elevator the night after you proposed, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible. Verosika enters her studio with a slight limp and innocent smile.
Cyclone: O_o
Vortex: *knowing smile*
You and Loona enter IMP's office and sit across from M&M with Loona's arms on the table while she whistles innocently.
Millie: Since when do you- (gasps; star eyes) Is that an engagement ring?!
Loona: Fuck, yeah!
Y/N: I proposed to her and Verosika last night.
Loona: (tail-wagging) Best night ever.
She starts licking your face before you hear cheering from across the hall. Verosika kicks the door to your office open and you begin passionately making out with her and Loona.
Blitzo:-_-
Later in the day, Blitzo is shown climbing up to a window in a Rehab center in Sloth and trying to fit through a window.
Blitzo: Come on. Come on, Come on, Come on. (falling through) Shit shit shit shit SHIT!
He tumbles onto the floor and looks around, before a nurse comes up behind him and tases him.
Nurse: Well, if it isn't the deadbeat.
Blitzo: Well, if it isn't nurse pussy face.
We see the Nurse's face, showing that her sideways mouth does somewhat resemble a Vagina.
Nurse: You ain't gettin' in here. How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?
Blitzo: As many as it takes to get me off, now enough with this foreplay, where's Barb?
Nurse: She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business.
Blitzo: Wait, what? How? This is- wh-where the fuck did she go?
Nurse: (holding up taser) Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you, ass clown.
Blitzo: You know I kill people for a living, right, bitch?
Nurse: (sarcastic) Oh, I'm so fuckin' scared...
Blitzo: Ugh... fine.
He starts climbing back out the window.
Nurse: Blitzo. She's got a job now, a life. Don't fuck it up by finding her.
Blitzo: Oh, that's nice. Why don't you take that advice and shove it right between your pussy (falls out window) LIIIIIiiiips!
Scene cuts to IMP's office, where you, Moxxie, and Millie are meeting with a client, who resembles a sea creature with Kelp for hair and water in his stomach
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